the-dump

nope

im a loli

expected

roll to raise the perfect age

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (18) = 18

i'll unironically play this with you guys if you ask me to but i probably won't play any other time

PERFECT

also nice rusp

crap.

i de-aged by 1 year

so im born in the 2000s then?

I’m nearly the perfect age

less than a year

man it's already 2018

what is time

roll

what is life

roll for life

Time is the concept of the movement of and progression of all things in existence

rolling for life

/r d100

@Deleted User: d100 = (61) = 61

you will live to be 61

oh that's not good

roll for life

i'm actually going for the biological max age of 115

/r d20

@xBrox: d20 = (13) = 13

oops

/r d100

@xBrox: d100 = (84) = 84

i will live to be 84

nice

roll for actual end year

/r d115

@Deleted User: d115 = (32) = 32

oof

i have 12 years to live

roll to see if i understand what rusp just said

/r d20

@xBrox: d20 = (1) = 1

oof

nope

i deleted it

gone

gone

what if i believe plants don't have life

hmm

than fire

you are

then*

shut the fuck up

oof

I will kill yoy

Snuee

Nea

swjw

W

Sne

W

hm

Life is the condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth, reproduction, functional activity, and continual change preceding death.

roll to see if i understand that

/r d20

@xBrox: d20 = (18) = 18

kk

your good

alright rusp

i have another question for you then

what is love

baby dont hurt me

idfk

dont hurt me

no more

clearly

aaaand

now the tune is stuck

in my brain

oops