the-dump

Basically

roll to make all of my rolls into 20s

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (10) = 10

hmmmm

reroll

that's not a pirate treasure

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (13) = 13

don’t use it fire

yes!

too late for that rusp

Dude

you disgust me

Blackbeard bamboozled you fire

i was really hoping for the pirate booty

never open that game

well i guess there is this one pirate character

It is for demons

roll to see if im a demon secretly

/r d20

@xBrox: d20 = (11) = 11

nope

im a loli

expected

roll to raise the perfect age

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (18) = 18

i'll unironically play this with you guys if you ask me to but i probably won't play any other time

PERFECT

also nice rusp

crap.

i de-aged by 1 year

so im born in the 2000s then?

I’m nearly the perfect age

less than a year

man it's already 2018

what is time

roll

what is life

Time is the concept of the movement of and progression of all things in existence

rolling for life

/r d100

@Deleted User: d100 = (61) = 61

you will live to be 61

oh that's not good

roll for life

i'm actually going for the biological max age of 115

/r d20

@xBrox: d20 = (13) = 13

oops

/r d100

@xBrox: d100 = (84) = 84

i will live to be 84

nice

roll for actual end year

/r d115

@Deleted User: d115 = (32) = 32

oof

i have 12 years to live

roll to see if i understand what rusp just said

what if i think a rock has a life

/r d20

@xBrox: d20 = (1) = 1

oof

nope

i deleted it

gone

gone

what if i believe plants don't have life

hmm

than fire

you are

then*

shut the fuck up

oof

I will kill yoy

Snuee

Nea

swjw