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Rusp Jul 3, 2018 7:09 PM the-dump

I’ll take it

Rusp Jul 3, 2018 7:11 PM the-dump

I’m sorry you had to hear that

Rusp Jul 3, 2018 7:16 PM the-dump

Side story

Rusp Jul 3, 2018 7:16 PM the-dump

giant black worker walked up to me, pointed up at a coconut on a tree, and asked me if I wanted it

Rusp Jul 3, 2018 7:16 PM the-dump

Or at least I assume he did that

Rusp Jul 3, 2018 7:16 PM the-dump

I just shook my head

Rusp Jul 3, 2018 7:17 PM the-dump

He then proceeded to climb the tree, pull out a machete, and cut a coconut down

Rusp Jul 3, 2018 7:17 PM the-dump

he jumped back down and said “you drink”

Rusp Jul 3, 2018 7:17 PM the-dump

picked it up

Rusp Jul 3, 2018 7:17 PM the-dump

and sliced it in half

Rusp Jul 3, 2018 7:17 PM the-dump

and gave it to me

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 3, 2018 7:18 PM the-dump

Did you visit any of those island bartering markets?

Rusp Jul 3, 2018 7:18 PM the-dump

hell no

Rusp Jul 3, 2018 7:18 PM the-dump

I don’t want to get mugged

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 3, 2018 7:18 PM the-dump

My desk is full of shit I bought from people on islands

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 3, 2018 7:18 PM the-dump

You don't get mugged, you just barter them down

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 3, 2018 7:18 PM the-dump

They ask for $3 for a wood carving

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 3, 2018 7:18 PM the-dump

And you talk them down to 50 cents

Rusp Jul 3, 2018 7:19 PM the-dump

Listen spooky

Rusp Jul 3, 2018 7:19 PM the-dump

How the hell am I supposed to barter

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 3, 2018 7:19 PM the-dump

It's all about the body language

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 3, 2018 7:19 PM the-dump

You have to remember

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 3, 2018 7:20 PM the-dump

They spend tens of hours making this shit, instead of doing something productive

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 3, 2018 7:20 PM the-dump

So you need to try to vealue their time as little as possible, by offering them 1/10 of what they ask for

Rusp Jul 3, 2018 7:20 PM the-dump

here’s the thing

Rusp Jul 3, 2018 7:20 PM the-dump

These guys aren’t “island people”

Rusp Jul 3, 2018 7:21 PM the-dump

Outside of this resort is a Spanish ghetto

Rusp Jul 3, 2018 7:21 PM the-dump

I will not be walking outside

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 3, 2018 7:21 PM the-dump

Hey, at least their capital city has an actual name

Rusp Jul 3, 2018 7:21 PM the-dump

My life is worth more than a wooden statue

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 3, 2018 7:21 PM the-dump

Trinidad got shafted on that front

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 3, 2018 7:22 PM the-dump

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Rusp Jul 3, 2018 7:22 PM the-dump

internet about to be gone

Phijkchu_Dialga Jul 3, 2018 9:11 PM the-dump

/r d20 # to devour the galaxy

Sidekick BOT Jul 3, 2018 9:11 PM the-dump

@Phijkchu_Dialga: d20 to devour the galaxy = (5) = 5

Phijkchu_Dialga Jul 3, 2018 9:14 PM the-dump

re roll

Phijkchu_Dialga Jul 3, 2018 9:14 PM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jul 3, 2018 9:14 PM the-dump

@Phijkchu_Dialga: d20 = (4) = 4

Phijkchu_Dialga Jul 3, 2018 9:14 PM the-dump

oof

Phijkchu_Dialga Jul 3, 2018 10:08 PM the-dump

/r d20 # for ice cream

Sidekick BOT Jul 3, 2018 10:08 PM the-dump

@Phijkchu_Dialga: d20 for ice cream = (19) = 19

Deleted User Jul 3, 2018 10:14 PM the-dump

roll to not roll for anything in particular because the bot's gonna fuck me either way

Deleted User Jul 3, 2018 10:14 PM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jul 3, 2018 10:14 PM the-dump

@Deleted User: d20 = (8) = 8

Phijkchu_Dialga Jul 3, 2018 10:17 PM the-dump

/r d20 # Fire's terraria knowledge

Sidekick BOT Jul 3, 2018 10:17 PM the-dump

@Phijkchu_Dialga: d20 Fire's terraria knowledge = (6) = 6

Deleted User Jul 3, 2018 10:18 PM the-dump

don't

Deleted User Jul 3, 2018 10:18 PM the-dump

fucking

Deleted User Jul 3, 2018 10:18 PM the-dump

roll

Deleted User Jul 3, 2018 10:18 PM the-dump

for

Deleted User Jul 3, 2018 10:18 PM the-dump

me

Kampfgruppe Kofewalt Jul 3, 2018 10:23 PM the-dump

/r d20 # fire can never roll for himself anymore

Sidekick BOT Jul 3, 2018 10:23 PM the-dump

@Kampfgruppe Kofewalt: d20 fire can never roll for himself anymore = (13) = 13

Deleted User Jul 3, 2018 11:59 PM the-dump

no

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 3, 2018 11:59 PM the-dump

>deleting your 20 roll

Spooky Phijkchu Jul 3, 2018 11:59 PM the-dump

Shame

Deleted User Jul 3, 2018 11:59 PM the-dump

no

Phijkchu_Dialga Jul 4, 2018 12:00 AM the-dump

what 20 roll Kappa

Phijkchu_Giratina Jul 4, 2018 12:00 AM the-dump

johnny

Phijkchu_Giratina Jul 4, 2018 12:00 AM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jul 4, 2018 12:00 AM the-dump

@Phijkchu_Giratina: d20 = (10) = 10

Kampfgruppe Kofewalt Jul 4, 2018 12:01 AM the-dump

+play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mRn9chmRAY

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Rythm BOT Jul 4, 2018 12:01 AM the-dump

youtube Searching 🔎 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mRn9chmRAY

Rythm BOT Jul 4, 2018 12:01 AM the-dump

Playing 🎶 Stars and Stripes Forever - John Philip Sousa - Now!

Phijkchu_Dialga Jul 4, 2018 1:17 AM the-dump

/r d20 # to summon porygon from the depths

Sidekick BOT Jul 4, 2018 1:17 AM the-dump

@Phijkchu_Dialga: d20 to summon porygon from the depths = (18) = 18

Deleted User Jul 4, 2018 1:17 AM the-dump

assist

Deleted User Jul 4, 2018 1:17 AM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jul 4, 2018 1:17 AM the-dump

@Deleted User: d20 = (1) = 1

Deleted User Jul 4, 2018 1:18 AM the-dump

i knew it

Deleted User Jul 4, 2018 1:18 AM the-dump

"are you ready for the one" -fire

Phijkchu_Dialga Jul 4, 2018 1:19 AM the-dump

/r d20 # to laugh at fire

Sidekick BOT Jul 4, 2018 1:19 AM the-dump

@Phijkchu_Dialga: d20 to laugh at fire = (8) = 8

Phijkchu_Dialga Jul 4, 2018 1:52 AM the-dump

/r d20 # for me and fire multiplayer without porygon

Sidekick BOT Jul 4, 2018 1:52 AM the-dump

@Phijkchu_Dialga: d20 for me and fire multiplayer without porygon = (3) = 3

Deleted User Jul 4, 2018 1:52 AM the-dump

roll for dialga to multiplayer on his own

Deleted User Jul 4, 2018 1:52 AM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jul 4, 2018 1:52 AM the-dump

@Deleted User: d20 = (10) = 10

Deleted User Jul 4, 2018 1:52 AM the-dump

reroll

Deleted User Jul 4, 2018 1:52 AM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jul 4, 2018 1:52 AM the-dump

@Deleted User: d20 = (15) = 15