Message in #the-dump · Kappa⁴ Archive

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 6:02 AM the-dump

I can tongue both of you if you want

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 6:03 AM the-dump

roll to tongue

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 6:03 AM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jun 30, 2018 6:03 AM the-dump

@Rusp: d20 = (20) = 20

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 6:03 AM the-dump

shit

Dan K. Meme Jun 30, 2018 6:03 AM the-dump

oh now you roll a 20

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 6:03 AM the-dump

It’s permanent

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 6:03 AM the-dump

fuck

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 6:03 AM the-dump

now I have to work frog into my character

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 6:03 AM the-dump

to be fair my guy doesn’t really have much of a character

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 6:04 AM the-dump

he just kind of exists

Dan K. Meme Jun 30, 2018 6:04 AM the-dump

i dont think any of us really have a character

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 6:04 AM the-dump

yeah

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 6:04 AM the-dump

not really

Dan K. Meme Jun 30, 2018 6:04 AM the-dump

maybe its because we're all very bad at rp

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 6:05 AM the-dump

It’s hard to rp an autistic man

Gent Jun 30, 2018 6:05 AM the-dump

Is it?

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 6:05 AM the-dump

I’m not autistic!

Dan K. Meme Jun 30, 2018 6:05 AM the-dump

yet

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 6:05 AM the-dump

Not until I get vaccinated

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 6:06 AM the-dump

I’ve had smallpox 16 times

Gent Jun 30, 2018 6:06 AM the-dump

Your mother gave birth to you at 40

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 6:06 AM the-dump

yes

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 6:06 AM the-dump

I was 40

Gent Jun 30, 2018 6:06 AM the-dump

No, I mean older mother=autistic child

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 6:06 AM the-dump

is that a thing?

Gent Jun 30, 2018 6:06 AM the-dump

Kind of

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 6:07 AM the-dump

huh

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 6:07 AM the-dump

better have my kids at 18

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 6:07 AM the-dump

so I can pass on those genes

Gent Jun 30, 2018 6:07 AM the-dump

It's much better for women to give birth when they're young

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 6:07 AM the-dump

without autism

Gent Jun 30, 2018 6:07 AM the-dump

18-25 is the ideal age, I believe

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 6:07 AM the-dump

what about 14

Dan K. Meme Jun 30, 2018 6:08 AM the-dump

whoa now rusp

Gent Jun 30, 2018 6:08 AM the-dump

Well, in terms of the health of the child, the woman can be even younger. But if we're going off of mental maturity, go with 18 to not be a rapist

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 6:08 AM the-dump

asking for some spooky guy I know

Gent Jun 30, 2018 6:09 AM the-dump

Men can afford to have kids when they're quite a bit older

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 6:09 AM the-dump

so I can wait until I’m 50

Gent Jun 30, 2018 6:09 AM the-dump

The sperm will start to..."turn sour", when you get older though, but men have much more time

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 6:09 AM the-dump

When you say that

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 6:09 AM the-dump

I imagine they like turn green

Gent Jun 30, 2018 6:09 AM the-dump

Turn green?

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 6:10 AM the-dump

or your cum is like curdled milk

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 6:10 AM the-dump

one of the two

Gent Jun 30, 2018 6:10 AM the-dump

What do you mean it's not already green?

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 6:10 AM the-dump

no I mean light green as opposed to dark green

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 6:10 AM the-dump

sorry should’ve clarified

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 6:11 AM the-dump

Did you know that cum could be blue

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 6:11 AM the-dump

because it can

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 6:11 AM the-dump

make sure to look it up

Dan K. Meme Jun 30, 2018 6:12 AM the-dump

oh goodness its late

Dan K. Meme Jun 30, 2018 6:12 AM the-dump

hurry up and bomb your plane rusp

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 6:12 AM the-dump

like 40 minutes left I think

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 6:12 AM the-dump

idk

Gent Jun 30, 2018 6:12 AM the-dump

Isn't it nice to know that you were entertaining enough to keep umbreon up

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 6:12 AM the-dump

I already know that I have 20 charisma

Gent Jun 30, 2018 6:13 AM the-dump

/r 6d20

Sidekick BOT Jun 30, 2018 6:13 AM the-dump

@Gent: 6d20 = (8+10+19+1+8+12) = 58

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 6:13 AM the-dump

oof

Dan K. Meme Jun 30, 2018 6:13 AM the-dump

1 int

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 6:13 AM the-dump

it’s me

Dan K. Meme Jun 30, 2018 6:13 AM the-dump

no magical aptitude

Dan K. Meme Jun 30, 2018 6:13 AM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jun 30, 2018 6:13 AM the-dump

@Dan K. Meme: d20 = (13) = 13

Dan K. Meme Jun 30, 2018 6:13 AM the-dump

/r 6d20

Sidekick BOT Jun 30, 2018 6:13 AM the-dump

@Dan K. Meme: 6d20 = (5+7+10+20+8+20) = 70

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 6:13 AM the-dump

Oh damn

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 6:13 AM the-dump

That’s actually me

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 6:13 AM the-dump

wow

Dan K. Meme Jun 30, 2018 6:13 AM the-dump

wizard chad over here

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 6:13 AM the-dump

/r 6d20

Sidekick BOT Jun 30, 2018 6:13 AM the-dump

@Rusp: 6d20 = (3+2+20+1+19+18) = 63

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 6:13 AM the-dump

good stats

Dan K. Meme Jun 30, 2018 6:13 AM the-dump

>3, 2 ,1

Dan K. Meme Jun 30, 2018 6:13 AM the-dump

>good

Dan K. Meme Jun 30, 2018 6:13 AM the-dump

yep

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 6:14 AM the-dump

this is some kind of animal

Gent Jun 30, 2018 6:14 AM the-dump

It's a glass golem

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 6:14 AM the-dump

or that

Gent Jun 30, 2018 6:14 AM the-dump

Well