the-dump

yeah forget about him

and help me and max

I can tongue both of you if you want

roll to tongue

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (20) = 20

shit

oh now you roll a 20

It’s permanent

fuck

now I have to work frog into my character

to be fair my guy doesn’t really have much of a character

he just kind of exists

i dont think any of us really have a character

yeah

not really

maybe its because we're all very bad at rp

It’s hard to rp an autistic man

Is it?

I’m not autistic!

yet

Not until I get vaccinated

I’ve had smallpox 16 times

Your mother gave birth to you at 40

yes

I was 40

No, I mean older mother=autistic child

is that a thing?

Kind of

huh

better have my kids at 18

so I can pass on those genes

It's much better for women to give birth when they're young

without autism

18-25 is the ideal age, I believe

what about 14

whoa now rusp

Well, in terms of the health of the child, the woman can be even younger. But if we're going off of mental maturity, go with 18 to not be a rapist

asking for some spooky guy I know

so I can wait until I’m 50

The sperm will start to..."turn sour", when you get older though, but men have much more time

When you say that

I imagine they like turn green

Turn green?

or your cum is like curdled milk

one of the two

What do you mean it's not already green?

no I mean light green as opposed to dark green

sorry should’ve clarified

Did you know that cum could be blue

because it can

make sure to look it up

oh goodness its late

hurry up and bomb your plane rusp

like 40 minutes left I think

idk

Isn't it nice to know that you were entertaining enough to keep umbreon up

I already know that I have 20 charisma

/r 6d20

@Gent: 6d20 = (8+10+19+1+8+12) = 58

oof

1 int

it’s me

no magical aptitude

/r d20

@Dan K. Meme: d20 = (13) = 13

/r 6d20

@Dan K. Meme: 6d20 = (5+7+10+20+8+20) = 70

Oh damn

That’s actually me

wow

wizard chad over here

/r 6d20

@Rusp: 6d20 = (3+2+20+1+19+18) = 63

good stats

>3, 2 ,1

>good

yep

this is some kind of animal