the-dump

should've unleashed the vag

Vag is tied up behind the building

Vag probably would’ve died

I don’t want her unleashed until seigfuck is dead

Don’t laugh

I have a trick up my sleeve

I don't think you understand how paladins work

I understand how I work

and that’s enough

Although now I feel like fighting is useless

because you just laughed at the thought that we could kill this man

if he just rolls all 1's and we roll 20's we can beat him

I laughed at the thought of you killing him scattered across the map

I can kill him if I roll a 20 on tonguing him and just fucking launch him

guaranteed

also

question

how sturdy does the tower look

You can only do so much

Uh, sturdy enough to do its job

How strong do you think your tongue is?

strong enough

So I guess it's the acolytes' turn now

I might have autism but I swear you said it was like a shitty tower

probably the autism

Yes, I said it was makeshift

That means it was nailed together within maybe an hour

hmm

My plan may not be as good as I originally thought

Anyway, the acolytes start checking around the temple, careful not to disturb gwyneth

By the way, why is it spelled "Gwyneth" when it sounds like "Gwen-ith"?

/r d20+4

@Gent: d20+4 = (12)+4 = 16

/r d20+4

@Gent: d20+4 = (20)+4 = 24

oof

/r d20+4

@Gent: d20+4 = (1)+4 = 5

opposite oof

One of the acolytes signals to the others. Although, one of them trips on his robes along the way.

The acolytes are wearing hooded white robes, covering their body. They are adorned with golden tassels, trimmings, and a small headpiece.

Uh, squires time

He's gonna nervously crawl along the bannister. He hold his action.

Now for Siegfried

/r d20+6

@Gent: d20+6 = (8)+6 = 14

He hold his actions, still.

Erin runs towards the building.

mmm

He keeps running headlong towards the wall, when it seems his feet actually manage to adhere to the surface. He runs up at a vertical angle, before grabbing onto a ledge to pull himself up.

Yune is gonna...

Go get em yune

She'll shoot a flare at derek

/r d20+5

@Gent: d20+5 = (13)+5 = 18

I think that’s bad

He's annoyed by the sudden burst of light, but keeps climbing unabated.

@Dan K. Meme your turn

im going to try and hide

Uh, okay? Do you want to make a stealth check?

yeah

/r d20+4

@Dan K. Meme: d20+4 = (1)+4 = 5

FUCK

Well you accidentally roll down the roof a big before catching hold again

Um, you wanna hold your action still?

yeah ill just hold

Crit fails don't murder you like in urealms

So Derek is gonna keep climbing

I should be rolling for him

/r d20+13

@Gent: d20+13 = (11)+13 = 24

+13

what the fuck

And he's in full plate

wouldn’t that make it harder

You bet

He propels himself up with his gauntlets, forward flipping onto the rooftop.

What the fuck