the-dump

Seig will have to climb to me

But hey, it's like reading a book isn't it

yeah

imagination is hard

Then you see the movie and everything you imagine is destroyed

I’m not very imaginative

So this is hard for me

at least, the battlefield imagining is

The temple should be much bigger tbh, but there's only so much room

this makes everything so much more clear

Siegfried is at ground level guarding the front

i feel like i should just lob a shot at him to piss him off

So max, does this change anything?

uhm

well

i thought there was a lot more elves

I said 4

hence why i was scared

ah

But there's more guys in the temple

oh

And there's the normal police of the city

uh

don’t worry about it

nah it doesnt change anything

w.e

just stab someone

you’re a loli lancer

do the lancing

everyone is high up thugh

i dont wana be left out

you’re the only tanky person in the party though

I think

Umbreon is pretty close in terms of health

should've unleashed the vag

Vag is tied up behind the building

Vag probably would’ve died

I don’t want her unleashed until seigfuck is dead

Don’t laugh

I don't think you understand how paladins work

I understand how I work

and that’s enough

Although now I feel like fighting is useless

because you just laughed at the thought that we could kill this man

if he just rolls all 1's and we roll 20's we can beat him

I laughed at the thought of you killing him scattered across the map

I can kill him if I roll a 20 on tonguing him and just fucking launch him

guaranteed

also

question

how sturdy does the tower look

You can only do so much

Uh, sturdy enough to do its job

How strong do you think your tongue is?

strong enough

So I guess it's the acolytes' turn now

I might have autism but I swear you said it was like a shitty tower

probably the autism

Yes, I said it was makeshift

That means it was nailed together within maybe an hour

hmm

My plan may not be as good as I originally thought

Anyway, the acolytes start checking around the temple, careful not to disturb gwyneth

By the way, why is it spelled "Gwyneth" when it sounds like "Gwen-ith"?

/r d20+4

@Gent: d20+4 = (12)+4 = 16

/r d20+4

@Gent: d20+4 = (20)+4 = 24

oof

/r d20+4

@Gent: d20+4 = (1)+4 = 5

opposite oof

foo

One of the acolytes signals to the others. Although, one of them trips on his robes along the way.

The acolytes are wearing hooded white robes, covering their body. They are adorned with golden tassels, trimmings, and a small headpiece.

Uh, squires time

He's gonna nervously crawl along the bannister. He hold his action.

Now for Siegfried

/r d20+6