the-dump

we should let vag do it

what do i roll

>mercifully

no vag wont do it merifully

yeah but

What would you like to do?

she’ll be happy

AAAaaAAAAAAAAAaaAaAaaaaaaaAAAAa

i assume rusp or umbreon or someone has a knife riight? can i ask to borrow theirs

and then slit "fires" throat

yeah

Monkeyfish King: "FORGIVE HIM, HE WAS BORN MENTALLY CHALLENGED."

i'll throw max my knife

/r d20

@Dan K. Meme: d20 = (17) = 17

Max, give me a reflex check

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (10) = 10

oh fuck

You catch the knife

nice

Wew

almost took damage before we actually did anything

slitting a throat is a merciful death right?

yeah

probably

Uh, not exactly

oh

break the neck

should we just like

yah

snap his neck?

It makes the blood drain out painfully

i think that only works in movies

rip

the neck thing

well fire

this is like a movie

Just give me a roll for it

and max is extremely strong

so she may just rip the head off

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (20) = 20

oh

holy

nice

the most merciful of deahts

deaths*

wow

youre welcome fire

monkey fish king greatly appreciates this

In one swift motion, you stomp on fire's neck. The life drains from his eyes peacefully.

this is why you're my favorite max

You gain +5 relationship points with the Monkeyfish King

nice!

not a wasted 20!

oh man

not wasted

You let his body get swept away by the current of the pond

oof

rip lad

if only we could do that to the one we have to drag around now

Hey! He's useful

Yeah

splash is a good attack right

It was a taunt in urealms

Nice

I’d like to go see ol’ longfinger

And I will probably mention this to everyone

Okay, the party makes their way to the alchemist's shop

nice

nice

When you arrive, you see an old man scrambling from corner to corner arranging various objects.

can i identify said objects

"AH! My friends, welcome!"

He appears to have been hastily tidying up the basement.

"My name is Dr. Olcott, but you can all call me Ponce."

damn

his name isn’t actually ol’ longfinger

what a shame