the-dump

@Deleted User: d20 = (3) = 3

rip

oh wait i didnt do it right

/r d20 # roll to help fire suicide

@taxes: d20 roll to help fire suicide = (12) = 12

rip

/r d20 #assist

i tried

@Dan K. Meme: d20 assist = (13) = 13

i tried

Monkeyfish King: "I HAVE A FAVOR TO ASK OF YOU ALL. MY SON, FIRE, IS IN GREAT PAIN. PLEASE, PUT HIM TO REST MERCIFULLY."

okay id like to end the life of fire

we should let vag do it

what do i roll

>mercifully

no vag wont do it merifully

yeah but

What would you like to do?

she’ll be happy

AAAaaAAAAAAAAAaaAaAaaaaaaaAAAAa

i assume rusp or umbreon or someone has a knife riight? can i ask to borrow theirs

and then slit "fires" throat

yeah

Monkeyfish King: "FORGIVE HIM, HE WAS BORN MENTALLY CHALLENGED."

i'll throw max my knife

/r d20

@Dan K. Meme: d20 = (17) = 17

Max, give me a reflex check

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (10) = 10

oh fuck

You catch the knife

nice

Wew

almost took damage before we actually did anything

slitting a throat is a merciful death right?

yeah

probably

Uh, not exactly

oh

should we just like

yah

snap his neck?

It makes the blood drain out painfully

i think that only works in movies

rip

the neck thing

well fire

this is like a movie

Just give me a roll for it

and max is extremely strong

Strength check

so she may just rip the head off

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (20) = 20

oh

holy

nice

the most merciful of deahts

deaths*

wow

youre welcome fire

monkey fish king greatly appreciates this

In one swift motion, you stomp on fire's neck. The life drains from his eyes peacefully.

this is why you're my favorite max

You gain +5 relationship points with the Monkeyfish King

nice!

not a wasted 20!

oh man

not wasted

You let his body get swept away by the current of the pond

oof

rip lad

if only we could do that to the one we have to drag around now

Hey! He's useful

Yeah

splash is a good attack right

It was a taunt in urealms

Nice

I’d like to go see ol’ longfinger