the-dump

listen

I think you should let vag level up

29

I see

you have more health than me and vag combined

can I roll a d2 to level up her health Kappa

no

I’m doing it anyways

/r d2

@Rusp: d2 = (2) = 2

boom

how about a d-1

/r d-1

@taxes: I don't know about this.

oh

the dice spoke

sorry rusp

oh right we can ask the dice questions

when is my next dentist apointment

/r dask

@taxes: Muffliato!

i see

something about muff?

should vag level up

/r dask

@taxes: Reducto!

I see

Reduce his health

where the hell do you find armor for a badger

Is harry potter a bad story?

/r dask

@Gent: Furnunculus!

I refuse to let vag die

is gent a good GM

/r dask

@taxes: Fulgari!

I see

should I kill myself

/r dask

@Rusp: Furnunculus!

I see

in a furnace

like a jew

I’m not jewish

I refuse

rerolling

/r dask

@Rusp: Protego Horribilis!

yes

a horrible deaath

or have I been protected

from something horrible

/r d20 # roll to kick rusp in the balls

@taxes: d20 roll to kick rusp in the balls = (19) = 19

oh

we should do that from now on

nah

that’s more work

roll to confirm

/r ova

@taxes: Colloportus!

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (5) = 5

/r OVA 5

@taxes: Way above my paygrade.

it’s confirmed

Well, I'll be doing it

/r ova (4)

@taxes: ova (4) = (6+6+4+1) = 12

what the hell

huh

what is this

how does this work

/r ova (4)

@taxes: ova (4) = (6+5+5+1) = 10

/r ova (69$

@Rusp: Engorgio!

shit

/r ova (69)

@Rusp: ova (69) = (6+6+6+6+6+6+6+6+6+6+6+6+6+6+6+6+6+6+6+6+6+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+3+3+3+3+3+3+3+3+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1) = 126