Message in #the-dump · Kappa⁴ Archive

Deleted User Jun 26, 2018 4:58 PM the-dump

roll to lower lifespan

Deleted User Jun 26, 2018 4:58 PM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jun 26, 2018 4:58 PM the-dump

@Deleted User: d20 = (5) = 5

Gent Jun 26, 2018 4:58 PM the-dump

Better hope we don't have any time lapses

Rusp Jun 26, 2018 4:58 PM the-dump

I’ve already established that Vag is actually a goddess

Rusp Jun 26, 2018 4:59 PM the-dump

You just have to also establish it for it to be true

Rusp Jun 26, 2018 4:59 PM the-dump

we’re 50% of the way there

taxes Jun 26, 2018 4:59 PM the-dump

roll to see how vag will die

taxes Jun 26, 2018 4:59 PM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jun 26, 2018 4:59 PM the-dump

@taxes: d20 = (19) = 19

Rusp Jun 26, 2018 4:59 PM the-dump

what does that mean

Gent Jun 26, 2018 4:59 PM the-dump

Gloriously

taxes Jun 26, 2018 4:59 PM the-dump

oh i see visions

Rusp Jun 26, 2018 4:59 PM the-dump

awesome

Rusp Jun 26, 2018 5:00 PM the-dump

Vag probably won’t die

Rusp Jun 26, 2018 5:00 PM the-dump

so it’s fine

Rusp Jun 26, 2018 5:00 PM the-dump

vag has like 28 health

Gent Jun 26, 2018 5:00 PM the-dump

Let's see where 12 stamina gets you by level 5

Rusp Jun 26, 2018 5:00 PM the-dump

die

taxes Jun 26, 2018 5:01 PM the-dump

how much do i have again

Rusp Jun 26, 2018 5:01 PM the-dump

listen

Rusp Jun 26, 2018 5:01 PM the-dump

I think you should let vag level up

Gent Jun 26, 2018 5:01 PM the-dump

29

taxes Jun 26, 2018 5:01 PM the-dump

I see

Rusp Jun 26, 2018 5:01 PM the-dump

you have more health than me and vag combined

Rusp Jun 26, 2018 5:02 PM the-dump

can I roll a d2 to level up her health Kappa

Gent Jun 26, 2018 5:02 PM the-dump

no

Rusp Jun 26, 2018 5:02 PM the-dump

I’m doing it anyways

Rusp Jun 26, 2018 5:02 PM the-dump

/r d2

Sidekick BOT Jun 26, 2018 5:02 PM the-dump

@Rusp: d2 = (2) = 2

Rusp Jun 26, 2018 5:02 PM the-dump

boom

taxes Jun 26, 2018 5:03 PM the-dump

how about a d-1

taxes Jun 26, 2018 5:03 PM the-dump

/r d-1

Sidekick BOT Jun 26, 2018 5:03 PM the-dump

@taxes: I don't know about this.

taxes Jun 26, 2018 5:03 PM the-dump

oh

taxes Jun 26, 2018 5:03 PM the-dump

the dice spoke

taxes Jun 26, 2018 5:03 PM the-dump

sorry rusp

taxes Jun 26, 2018 5:03 PM the-dump

oh right we can ask the dice questions

taxes Jun 26, 2018 5:03 PM the-dump

when is my next dentist apointment

taxes Jun 26, 2018 5:03 PM the-dump

/r dask

Sidekick BOT Jun 26, 2018 5:03 PM the-dump

@taxes: Muffliato!

taxes Jun 26, 2018 5:03 PM the-dump

i see

Rusp Jun 26, 2018 5:03 PM the-dump

something about muff?

taxes Jun 26, 2018 5:03 PM the-dump

should vag level up

taxes Jun 26, 2018 5:03 PM the-dump

/r dask

Sidekick BOT Jun 26, 2018 5:03 PM the-dump

@taxes: Reducto!

taxes Jun 26, 2018 5:03 PM the-dump

I see

taxes Jun 26, 2018 5:04 PM the-dump

Reduce his health

Rusp Jun 26, 2018 5:04 PM the-dump

where the hell do you find armor for a badger

Gent Jun 26, 2018 5:04 PM the-dump

Is harry potter a bad story?

Gent Jun 26, 2018 5:04 PM the-dump

/r dask

Sidekick BOT Jun 26, 2018 5:04 PM the-dump

@Gent: Furnunculus!

Rusp Jun 26, 2018 5:04 PM the-dump

I refuse to let vag die

taxes Jun 26, 2018 5:04 PM the-dump

is gent a good GM

taxes Jun 26, 2018 5:04 PM the-dump

/r dask

Sidekick BOT Jun 26, 2018 5:04 PM the-dump

@taxes: Fulgari!

taxes Jun 26, 2018 5:04 PM the-dump

I see

Rusp Jun 26, 2018 5:05 PM the-dump

should I kill myself

Rusp Jun 26, 2018 5:05 PM the-dump

/r dask

Sidekick BOT Jun 26, 2018 5:05 PM the-dump

@Rusp: Furnunculus!

Rusp Jun 26, 2018 5:05 PM the-dump

mhmm

Rusp Jun 26, 2018 5:05 PM the-dump

I see

taxes Jun 26, 2018 5:05 PM the-dump

in a furnace

taxes Jun 26, 2018 5:05 PM the-dump

like a jew

Rusp Jun 26, 2018 5:05 PM the-dump

I’m not jewish

Rusp Jun 26, 2018 5:05 PM the-dump

I refuse

Rusp Jun 26, 2018 5:06 PM the-dump

rerolling

Rusp Jun 26, 2018 5:06 PM the-dump

/r dask

Sidekick BOT Jun 26, 2018 5:06 PM the-dump

@Rusp: Protego Horribilis!

Rusp Jun 26, 2018 5:06 PM the-dump

yes

taxes Jun 26, 2018 5:06 PM the-dump

a horrible deaath

Rusp Jun 26, 2018 5:06 PM the-dump

or have I been protected

Rusp Jun 26, 2018 5:07 PM the-dump

from something horrible

taxes Jun 26, 2018 5:07 PM the-dump

/r d20 # roll to kick rusp in the balls

Sidekick BOT Jun 26, 2018 5:07 PM the-dump

@taxes: d20 roll to kick rusp in the balls = (19) = 19

taxes Jun 26, 2018 5:07 PM the-dump

oh

taxes Jun 26, 2018 5:07 PM the-dump

we should do that from now on

Rusp Jun 26, 2018 5:07 PM the-dump

nah

Rusp Jun 26, 2018 5:07 PM the-dump

that’s more work

Rusp Jun 26, 2018 5:07 PM the-dump

roll to confirm

taxes Jun 26, 2018 5:07 PM the-dump

/r ova