the-dump

ban this man

lewd

he dmed

egotist*

pika

dming is illegal

D M E R S

that's the joke

if you didn't get it

(((R)) D M E R S

RANDOM DIRECT MESSAGING

>the joke is I am something I clearly am

funny jomke

fire

do you DM people

no

good

i dm yes

but not people

oh

okay

you don't understand hyperbole

oh we'rre all here

time for day 2 of teaching umbreon

bring your dad in the arugment

I get dmed by some kinda fucking ground plant bloke a lot

max what is love

uh

Why didn’t you ask me umbreon

its a chemical reaction

I have an answer

oh

to make humans like eachother

totally

okay whats your answer rusp

"no you're wrong! NO U"

love is a natural thing caused by the body that makes you pick partners that your brain identifies as having good genes

guaranteed

i wasn't expecting a serious answer from you

Also it’s usually dark green

why ask umbreon

answer the question

umbreons the one asking

someone yell at spooky to answer my question

SPOOKY

oh

ANSWER HIS WUESTIONSJE

sorry m8

Love is a belief that lonely people have an alternative to suicide

oh..

oh......

Umbreon why did you ask this

Are you in love, my lad?!

how would he know

no it was a remotely sexual question

Oh

Well if that’s the case

umbreon wouldn't know if he was in love

love is a hard rock

Than it’s dark green

and sticky

aand its shaped like a pink rock

heart*

also has the same ph as hydrochloric acid

what is the purpose of love

To spread genes

this is getting hella gay

to protect

mostly

how is this gay

hatred destroys, love protects

me

i watched a bit

that's why those two are opposites

love also can destroy sometimes

xD

no

yes