the-dump

roll to jump out window

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (1) = 1

I jumped in a window

the window jumped into you

oh no

rip private dms

was relevant

eh I didn't think everyone else needed to see it

it's a direct message not a private message, bopit

man bopit was cumming with pika privately

thats hella gay

It shows how much of an ecotist you are

ban this man

lewd

he dmed

egotist*

pika

dming is illegal

D M E R S

that's the joke

if you didn't get it

(((R)) D M E R S

RANDOM DIRECT MESSAGING

>the joke is I am something I clearly am

funny jomke

fire

do you DM people

no

good

i dm yes

but not people

oh

okay

you don't understand hyperbole

oh we'rre all here

time for day 2 of teaching umbreon

I get dmed by some kinda fucking ground plant bloke a lot

max what is love

uh

Why didn’t you ask me umbreon

its a chemical reaction

I have an answer

oh

to make humans like eachother

totally

okay whats your answer rusp

"no you're wrong! NO U"

love is a natural thing caused by the body that makes you pick partners that your brain identifies as having good genes

guaranteed

i wasn't expecting a serious answer from you

huh

Also it’s usually dark green

why ask umbreon

answer the question

umbreons the one asking

someone yell at spooky to answer my question

SPOOKY

oh

ANSWER HIS WUESTIONSJE

sorry m8

Love is a belief that lonely people have an alternative to suicide

oh..

oh......

Umbreon why did you ask this

Are you in love, my lad?!

how would he know

no it was a remotely sexual question

Oh

Well if that’s the case

umbreon wouldn't know if he was in love

love is a hard rock

Than it’s dark green

and sticky

aand its shaped like a pink rock