the-dump

the badger basically carried us

ok fine

im just going

to

fucking run i gues

roll?

No

Well, yes for stealth I guess

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (14) = 14

You slip into the crowd just fine

We’ve done it

You know you can meet back up with the group at the cave

mission accomplished

nice

we did it guys

we all made it

guess what

Umbreon sees you running away.

hmmm

We still have to do the actually quest part

do we even want to anymore

well

myyyy goooood

since we just broke umbreon out

probably

Okay, umbreon follows you and rusp to the cave to the cave. The old man tells you to meet him at his shop for a treat.

I love treats

Rusp, you're now a witness to a crime.

is it salty

Umbreon, you're a convict.

it matters not

and im scott free

we’re fine

h a h a

this is fine

The actual perpetrator, max, is off scot free for now

gent while in town

id like to have my ring in my pocket

not on my finger

The smoke dies down in the distance.

That only took

Uh

WE DID IT

You all get back to your hidey hole. It's taken about as long as it took irl to do this shit.

Realism is key

i hate all of you

hate yourself

Listen gent

I hate myself more

No matter how bad this was

It comes no where close to the snakes

So everyone is back together in the cave.

I would like to brush vag for a bit

You had to tie him down so he wouldn't run off. He appears starved.

id like to ask to get filled in

oh

like how rusp and etc. got here

I will give him some of my food

her

fuck

You feed Vag some wolf jerky. You have 3 rations left.

the 20 that keeps on giving

Umbreon has a shit ton I think.

well

Eating any kind of human like thing feels like a bad thing to me

I’d prefer to not eat things that can speak

besides, I wouldn’t have rolled a 20 on beating the shit out of that meat

Anyways

I will have squires or yune fill in the others about our ordeal

Yune: "So, does anyone know where we can get this key?"

did me or umbreon overhear the elves say anything

You never asked.

huh

Squires: "Are you guys fucking kidding me?"

"You had all day to talk to anyone"

“Oh.. right..”

“Heh..”

"..."