the-dump

is the ring glowing or something

Give me a roll

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (4) = 4

KURSED

okay fuck it

can i throw this in the garbage

and go back to the streets

You figure the best thing you can do is to run out of range of the fire.

hm

i really rather

just stick it in some trash

since you said there is some

I swear to god

and run off

does it radiate heat?

Not really

rusp what do you think

uh

I think if I hadn’t failed those rolls we would probably be finished with the quest by now

You actually want to trash the only edge you have in a fight?

JUST DO SOMETHING

Run for it

IT'S TAKEN US 4 HOURS TO GET TO THIS POINT BECAUSE YOU NEVER DO ANYTHING

WHO CARES IF THEY SEE YOU

Oof

rude

WHO CARES IF YOU HAVE TO BE RISKY

im a very indecisive person

As am I

i have trouble making simple descions on a day to day basis

holy shit

me too

how the fuck have you guys done anything in this campaign

or in your characters' entire lives

what's the lore

it’s because we have a badger

^

the badger basically carried us

ok fine

to

fucking run i gues

roll?

No

Well, yes for stealth I guess

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (14) = 14

You slip into the crowd just fine

We’ve done it

You know you can meet back up with the group at the cave

mission accomplished

nice

we did it guys

we all made it

guess what

Umbreon sees you running away.

hmmm

We still have to do the actually quest part

do we even want to anymore

well

myyyy goooood

since we just broke umbreon out

probably

Okay, umbreon follows you and rusp to the cave to the cave. The old man tells you to meet him at his shop for a treat.

I love treats

Rusp, you're now a witness to a crime.

is it salty

Umbreon, you're a convict.

it matters not

and im scott free

we’re fine

h a h a

this is fine

The actual perpetrator, max, is off scot free for now

gent while in town

id like to have my ring in my pocket

not on my finger

just incase™

The smoke dies down in the distance.

That only took