the-dump

Alright, snakewoods passes through the backside of town. There are very few people residing here, especially at night, due to reports of snake attacks. You and your badly wounded party take shelter in a nearby cave. You hear commotion deeper within, but don't dare to investigate in your current state.

Everyone takes a long rest. All spells are restored, health is brought back up by half.

You and Yune in particular were injected with snake venom, so recovery will be arduous without professional treatment.

oof

Yune: "Well, good work everyone! Looks like we made it to the city!"

Yune: "Squires, good thinking on the warp blade. Rusp...you sure took a beating, but you pulled through!"

She hobbles over to slap you both on the back.

“Thanks”

Yune: "Hey Squires, I really feel like I can trust you now. Like, I was always worried you might stab us in the back or something, but you sure proved yourself"

Squires: 'Yeah whatever. What the hell are we gonna do now?"

They both turn to you.

fuck

“Right...”

Yune: "What were those other guys thinking?"

"We were already short on man-power, now we'll be outnumbered too"

...

I mean

And so our 3 heroes, so woefully unprepared, would live out the rest of their pitiful lives in a cave.

Nice

Uh

good campaign

I just don’t think my guy would talk here

he’s not exactly supposed to be smart or a rally man

Squires: "Well Ruspy, I know you had trouble with this earlier, but I think sneaking is our only shot now"

Fucking

That equates to “Dlaniggery”

Wew

Niggy

Did this man just call me niggy?

Anyways

“Sure, it’ll probably still be hard though, considering these elves seem to be very perceptive”

Yune: "Well, the only shot we'd have of reuniting the party is if we go to prison."

Squires: "Eh, I wouldn't worry about it. It's the watch guards who fucked you earlier."

"Besides, this is a human town."

Wait, it is?

huh

There weren't humans in urealms, but they never said it had to be an elf town

“Oh, that makes things easier on me”

Squires: "What? I don't follow."

“Elves seem to be much better at seeing people who are sneaking around”

“Also we may be able to fit in somewhat”

"Yeah, I don't see it"

me either tbh

“Yeah..”

Yune: "Hold on..." She walks up to examine you.

lewd

Are you black?!

Yune: "Squires, I think he's trying to say that he's human"

oh

Squires: "Get out! Really!?"

What the fuck did they think I was

an orc

“What the hell did you guys think I was?”

Squires: "You seemed like one of those drow guys"

Are black humans uncommon in this world

"But your chin...your stench...humans aren't all like that, are they?"

It's based on European mythology...you tell me.

Hmm

Yeah, probably

“What stench?”

yeah euros weren't so hot on the blacks

Squires: "Well, I may have to work on your wardrobe, but I think we can make this work."

“What?”

So Squires rounds up the spare clothes between everyone and starts dressing you up.

By the end of his work, you're left in multiple layers of cloaks with a fabric face covering.

Oh boy

Squires: "Hmm, you look like the shifty type. Don't push it, will ya?"

“Push what?”

"And I can't seem to get rid of the smell"

"Don't let anyone examine you for too long, don't act too suspicious, just...don't be stupid."

Yune: "We'll try to follow your tracks. Just let us know when it's clear."

“Ok”

It's currently midday in Marigold city.

My mission

Is to

Steal from gwenyth

I mean elves

Steal the orange key from Gwyndolin

Oh I love gwyndolin