the-dump

Hi

I’m ready to do this

Well, I guess we can go back to single player

Seems like that may be the best option tbh

Oh, I think I'm the only who has that role

Oh

not true

max has almost every role

including that one

Rusp and umbreon don't after the fucking around yesterday

connor and spooky also have it, if you're talking about the fuck party role

why does connor have it 🤔

A true mystery

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I had it but removed it

Well

Yes

So, I guess we'll resume with your side of the story for now?

Sure

Alright, snakewoods passes through the backside of town. There are very few people residing here, especially at night, due to reports of snake attacks. You and your badly wounded party take shelter in a nearby cave. You hear commotion deeper within, but don't dare to investigate in your current state.

Everyone takes a long rest. All spells are restored, health is brought back up by half.

You and Yune in particular were injected with snake venom, so recovery will be arduous without professional treatment.

oof

Yune: "Well, good work everyone! Looks like we made it to the city!"

Yune: "Squires, good thinking on the warp blade. Rusp...you sure took a beating, but you pulled through!"

She hobbles over to slap you both on the back.

“Thanks”

Yune: "Hey Squires, I really feel like I can trust you now. Like, I was always worried you might stab us in the back or something, but you sure proved yourself"

Squires: 'Yeah whatever. What the hell are we gonna do now?"

They both turn to you.

fuck

“Right...”

Yune: "What were those other guys thinking?"

"We were already short on man-power, now we'll be outnumbered too"

...

I mean

And so our 3 heroes, so woefully unprepared, would live out the rest of their pitiful lives in a cave.

Nice

Uh

good campaign

he’s not exactly supposed to be smart or a rally man

Squires: "Well Ruspy, I know you had trouble with this earlier, but I think sneaking is our only shot now"

Fucking

That equates to “Dlaniggery”

Wew

Niggy

Did this man just call me niggy?

Anyways

“Sure, it’ll probably still be hard though, considering these elves seem to be very perceptive”

Yune: "Well, the only shot we'd have of reuniting the party is if we go to prison."

Squires: "Eh, I wouldn't worry about it. It's the watch guards who fucked you earlier."

"Besides, this is a human town."

Wait, it is?

huh

There weren't humans in urealms, but they never said it had to be an elf town

“Oh, that makes things easier on me”

Squires: "What? I don't follow."

“Elves seem to be much better at seeing people who are sneaking around”

“So if it’s not a town of elves I’ll be able to sneak around a little easier”

“Also we may be able to fit in somewhat”

"Yeah, I don't see it"

me either tbh

“Yeah..”

Yune: "Hold on..." She walks up to examine you.

lewd

Are you black?!

Yune: "Squires, I think he's trying to say that he's human"

oh

Squires: "Get out! Really!?"

What the fuck did they think I was

an orc

“What the hell did you guys think I was?”

Squires: "You seemed like one of those drow guys"

Are black humans uncommon in this world

"But your chin...your stench...humans aren't all like that, are they?"

It's based on European mythology...you tell me.

Hmm

Yeah, probably

“What stench?”

yeah euros weren't so hot on the blacks