the-dump

Girl

He's going to charge the cobra with his warp blade in hand.

Crazy motherfucker

/r d20+1

@Gent: d20+1 = (19)+1 = 20

Oh boy

my god

This really is not canon

The wild man does it

/r d6+1

@Gent: d6+1 = (1)+1 = 2

what the fuck is up with our damage

/r d20

@Deleted User: d20 = (9) = 9

Oh, but it still seems to be hanging on, gashes along all sides of its body.

Snakey turn

/r d20

@Gent: d20 = (9) = 9

3 snakes come out of the woods

Oof

/r d20

@Gent: d20 = (11) = 11

2 of them lash at you rusp, and one is going for squinks

spooky

/r d20

@Gent: d20 = (15) = 15

good luck hitting the dodge king

/r d20

@Gent: d20 = (3) = 3

You jump in the air as both snakes lash out at you.

/r d20

@Gent: d20 = (1) = 1

Oh boy

The other is sliced up its body by sqires.

Get destroyed snek

Ok

I’d like to stab the king snek

Unless his turn is not done

No, yune's turn

oh

/r d20+3

@Gent: d20+3 = (11)+3 = 14

From all the way down the range, she blasts it in the head with her musket.

/r d10

@Gent: d10 = (7) = 7

gottem

Its brains splatter across the forest floor.

Ok

We good?

Keep moving

Unless you want to loot.

I mean

I’ll look quickly

There are still snakes writhing around you.

you know what

Let’s get out of here

It's your turn by the way

Snakes don’t run away after we kill the king?

No

My expectation have been subverted

I’ll stab a snake with my rapier

He was trying to trap you in the forest.

Roll

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (20) = 20

nice

gottem

Oh I got to confirm it

oofed

You angle your rapier, and stab both snakes through the head.

Or that

That is also acceptable

They're shitty enemies, I'll let it slide

Nice

/r d20+2

@Gent: d20+2 = (11)+2 = 13

Vag bites down on the other snake and shakes its body in his mouth.

hell yeah

It appears that vag's hide cannot be penetrated by these lesser snakes.

I don’t think badgers are effected by poison anyways