the-dump

rip yune

The king cobra slithers a distance away

It fires another blood bolt back.

/r d20+1

@Gent: d20+1 = (9)+1 = 10

Good job snek

Okay, a blood bolt is coming at you rusp. Give me a reflex save

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (8) = 8

15, you roll to the side easily.

Nice

Now it's your turn

Stabbing king snek

You run up to him and jab your rapier forward.

Roll

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (8) = 8

Roll me a d6+1

That’s 3 higher baby

/r d6+1

@Rusp: d6+1 = (1)+1 = 2

fuck

roll

/r d20

@Deleted User: d20 = (2) = 2

The snake lets out a cry of pain, but seems to still be in the mood to fight.

vag time

Right

The only turn that matters

He was actually pulled with the cobra when it slithered.

/r d20+2

@Gent: d20+2 = (2)+2 = 4

He fell off and lays disoriented on the ground.

Oof

My boy vag

Squires

Girl

He's going to charge the cobra with his warp blade in hand.

Crazy motherfucker

/r d20+1

Oh boy

my god

This really is not canon

The wild man does it

/r d6+1

@Gent: d6+1 = (1)+1 = 2

what the fuck is up with our damage

/r d20

@Deleted User: d20 = (9) = 9

Oh, but it still seems to be hanging on, gashes along all sides of its body.

Snakey turn

/r d20

@Gent: d20 = (9) = 9

3 snakes come out of the woods

Oof

/r d20

@Gent: d20 = (11) = 11

2 of them lash at you rusp, and one is going for squinks

spooky

/r d20

@Gent: d20 = (15) = 15

good luck hitting the dodge king

/r d20

@Gent: d20 = (3) = 3

You jump in the air as both snakes lash out at you.

/r d20

@Gent: d20 = (1) = 1

Oh boy

The other is sliced up its body by sqires.

Get destroyed snek

Ok

I’d like to stab the king snek

Unless his turn is not done

No, yune's turn

oh

I see

/r d20+3

@Gent: d20+3 = (11)+3 = 14

From all the way down the range, she blasts it in the head with her musket.

/r d10