the-dump

Let’s give it a go

What kind of roll is this

You just run as fast as possible I guess

Is that what you're set on?

I suppose

I want to try and remain unseen though

Elf: "Hey!"

Hey listen

Stop, you’ve broken the law!

The elf begins to chase after you. You reach max, but the man will get to you next turn.

Ok squires

He runs slower

Show me what you got

squires do your thang

Please squires

For the love of god

inb4 1

we're dead

/r d20+7

@Gent: d20+7 = (8)+7 = 15

15

oh no

I think

Okay, he starts applying some quick materials to max's face and rearranging her clothes.

She now appears as an elven child.

oh wow!

okay

and now we shall hide

Me and squires

and Im going to start trying to cry

One of the sleeping elves begins to stir.

what pika

oh fuck

You should’ve said quietly!

Elf: "What is it Erin?"

my discord keeps breaking

"You see someone?"

Erin: "Halt! Child, what are you doing in the woods this late? Don't you know not to go into the snakewoods?"

Ok now shove your spear in his neck

Squires removed your lance.

im going to cry and sob and say stuff like "H-HE WAS CHASING ME AND AND" and them im going to sob more

and now do i roll

Roll me a...

a

Bluff check

Give me a 1?

so

how does this work

"You can take 10 on Bluff checks to convince others you are telling the truth, so long as your story makes you appear innocent. "

what does that mean

It means you add 10 to your bonuses and don't roll

oh

would that let me pass the check

Taking a 20 assumes you spent enough time on a task to eventually do it perfectly

so would i pass

Uh

What were you saying about the disguise bonus earlier?

+1 from my stat and +2 from childlike

Okay then, that beats his passive perception

Just don't make him suspicious

okay

i guess ill do that then

i dont trust rolls

Erin: "Here, come with me. Stay over by our tent for the night."

He grabs you by the arm and ushers you back to his camp.

fuck

Squires: "Uh, keep with the plan?"

why am i always the one in these predicements

I’ll just shrug

okay

rusp get the rest across

and then uh

try to get me?

His focus is firmly on max right now.

Alright

Here we go

Max if I fail

Say that it could be the man who was chasing you

Than I’ll just book it

Another elf is looking on with droopy eyes.