the-dump

you think i can just scare some birds by shooting the top of a tree

After hearing noise from the same area twice, he's pretty set on his course

I'd like to penetrate the skeletons pelvic hole

Just do something

Welp

I could do squires plan

The skeleton cuts off your head with a golden sword. He gives an annoying pirate laugh.

And than max could come out and act like the noise and running person were her

probably wouldn’t work

because I’m 6’8

And she’s like

not that

He doesn't know what is making the noise

You're still concealed for the most part

im thinking the bluff plan is gonna work better than the others

Welp

Let’s give it a go

What kind of roll is this

You just run as fast as possible I guess

Is that what you're set on?

I suppose

I want to try and remain unseen though

Elf: "Hey!"

Hey listen

Stop, you’ve broken the law!

The elf begins to chase after you. You reach max, but the man will get to you next turn.

Ok squires

He runs slower

Show me what you got

squires do your thang

Please squires

For the love of god

inb4 1

we're dead

/r d20+7

@Gent: d20+7 = (8)+7 = 15

15

oh no

I think

Okay, he starts applying some quick materials to max's face and rearranging her clothes.

oh wow!

okay

and now we shall hide

Me and squires

and Im going to start trying to cry

One of the sleeping elves begins to stir.

what pika

oh fuck

You should’ve said quietly!

Elf: "What is it Erin?"

my discord keeps breaking

"You see someone?"

Erin: "Halt! Child, what are you doing in the woods this late? Don't you know not to go into the snakewoods?"

Ok now shove your spear in his neck

Squires removed your lance.

And your studded armor.

im going to cry and sob and say stuff like "H-HE WAS CHASING ME AND AND" and them im going to sob more

and now do i roll

Roll me a...

a

Bluff check

Give me a 1?

so

how does this work

"You can take 10 on Bluff checks to convince others you are telling the truth, so long as your story makes you appear innocent. "

what does that mean

It means you add 10 to your bonuses and don't roll

oh

would that let me pass the check

Taking a 20 assumes you spent enough time on a task to eventually do it perfectly

so would i pass

Uh

What were you saying about the disguise bonus earlier?

+1 from my stat and +2 from childlike

Okay then, that beats his passive perception

Just don't make him suspicious

okay

i guess ill do that then

i dont trust rolls

Erin: "Here, come with me. Stay over by our tent for the night."