the-dump

/r d20

@xBrox: d20 = (4) = 4

My guy is very upset

ffs

the moustache gave me trauma

okay

Don

so i wanted it gone

Don't dye your hair

Dye it bright pink

Make a statement

lol im dying teh bottom half light purple

NO

Stay pure

aww

but i like this

http://prntscr.com/jwxrrv

Don't mar your body

Oh hey

It’s our cleric

It's how they get to you

Can you heal me xbrox

Oh yeah, a little late to join right now

lol its k

One of these days I’ll level up

Than the world will see

That I’ll have more than 11 hp

So on Nessie you find:

A flask of oil 2 healing potions A fishing pole A silver rapier A ring with a red symbol on top

Oh baby

can I identify the symbol

Sure, roll me knowledge religion you brainlet you

ccan i try too

oh boy!

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (1) = 1

god damn it

I am so smart

can i rol

You think it's the god of the ocean

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (13) = 13

I love water!

You can't quite make it out, but you feel heat emanating from the ring.

can i equip the ring

You wont take his moustache

this can't go wrong

But you’ll take the ring

yes

The ring of one of the hands

i saw the moustache right in my face

That touched you

its payback

Also can I mention to the group that we should get a move on before the guy is uncharmed

do i have to roll to equip

This is a ring of fire. Upon activating it, it generates a fire shield around you. Anyone adjacent to you will take fire damage. It lasts one round.

also, umbreon you should drink a health thing

nice

The owlbear dealt non-lethal damage.

Can I have the fishing pole

Sure

NICE

Oh oh!

Well, Yune and Squires have what they want.

can i take the flask of oil

Wait

Who uses rapiers

i think itll work well with my ring

Nobles

I use a lance

If no one else wants it I can take it

And then sell it

does umbreon want it

Oh, I think rogues can use rapiers actually

oh

If they can I’ll gladly take it

Umbreon, it seems like you're being left out

Will it do more damage than my assassins creed dagger is the real question

Definitely in direct combat

Oh