the-dump

/r d20+9

@Gent: d20+9 = (17)+9 = 26

Oh boy

It leaps into thee air and pounds it's massive arms down. Rusp is launched up from the water.

You land on the deck.

Wew

Give me a roll.

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (2) = 2

nice

You did not get the mustache.

NO

I now hate max

im sorry

Well

Not hate

roll for good hair dye on july 1st

i just

/r d20

@xBrox: d20 = (4) = 4

My guy is very upset

ffs

the moustache gave me trauma

okay

Don

so i wanted it gone

Don't dye your hair

Dye it bright pink

Make a statement

lol im dying teh bottom half light purple

NO

Stay pure

aww

but i like this

http://prntscr.com/jwxrrv

Don't mar your body

Oh hey

It’s our cleric

It's how they get to you

Can you heal me xbrox

lol its k

One of these days I’ll level up

Than the world will see

That I’ll have more than 11 hp

So on Nessie you find:

A flask of oil 2 healing potions A fishing pole A silver rapier A ring with a red symbol on top

Oh baby

can I identify the symbol

Sure, roll me knowledge religion you brainlet you

ccan i try too

oh boy!

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (1) = 1

god damn it

I am so smart

can i rol

You think it's the god of the ocean

Sure

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (13) = 13

I love water!

You can't quite make it out, but you feel heat emanating from the ring.

can i equip the ring

You wont take his moustache

this can't go wrong

But you’ll take the ring

yes

The ring of one of the hands

i saw the moustache right in my face

That touched you

its payback

Also can I mention to the group that we should get a move on before the guy is uncharmed

do i have to roll to equip

This is a ring of fire. Upon activating it, it generates a fire shield around you. Anyone adjacent to you will take fire damage. It lasts one round.

also, umbreon you should drink a health thing

nice

The owlbear dealt non-lethal damage.

Can I have the fishing pole

Sure

NICE