the-dump

I’d like to give max a head pat

or i can get tnothing

if you do that rusp

my character wil hit you in the crotch

Squires: "What's that, you want something?"

Squires hands you 80 gold.

Squires better reward me for the help

wow

this is fine

Squires: "Uh, feel better please?"

Can I search for traps

I feel like there are traps nearby

You already checked this area.

hmm

Ok

I just wanted to see if Nessie was a trap

lewd

reverse trap

You search Nessie. He's not a trap, but his mustache is fake.

IM TAKING THAT

wow

FREE MOUSTACHE

I would like to give it to max

As well as the eyepatch

wow

i have so much now

Um

I’m sure you want the mustache of the man who just touched you

Max, will you accept these?

uh

The way to make kids feel better is to give them things

im going to throw the mustache in the water

but ill keep the eyepatch

I would like to catch it

Give me a reflex save

making sure not to jump off the bridge

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (1) = 1

HAHAH

LOL

Your eyes follow it as it goes over your head. You walk backwards with the mustache, stumbling over the edge of the bridge.

My reflex is high enough

Shouldn’t I have a bonus

That makes it not that bad

Natural 1's man

oh

Give me a swim check

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (7) = 7

oh god

Wait

Am I still large

You are floundering in the water right now, and yes.

Can I wade

No

deep river

Not with that roll

I’d like to yell for help

Well, yeah. Otherwise there'd be no bridge.

But me enlarged is like

Very tall

Give me a roll

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (6) = 6

Well

They saw me go over right

The water rushes into your mouth making it hard to talk.

can i roll to see if I saw him go over

There’s no way you didn’t

It doesn't matter because everyone saw you fall.

I refuse to believe

aw

Thank god

Like, what did you think?

Squires can tell Nessie to have the bear save me

It’s all good

Umbreon has a rope.

Oh

Right?