the-dump

I’d like to call him off

Somehow

Nessie told him to stand down, so he's just been taking it right now.

aaaand how would you like to do that?

can I walk up and remove vag

You wanna get Vag's attention?

Yeah

With some berries

And meat

You offer Vag some berries. She gladly gulps them down.

good girl

Vag gives one last growl at the owlbear and walks to your side.

You now rewarded Vag for attacking something.

this can be good

or this can be bad

Now Squires and Yune are standing down Nessie.

They rob him of everything he's got.

Let’s go

uh

Free musket

Squires is now wearing his top hat and monocle.

i would like to ask for a bit of it

because

i almost got raped

and i think i deserve a bit

Yune is holding his musket.

I’d like to give max a head pat

or i can get tnothing

if you do that rusp

my character wil hit you in the crotch

Squires: "What's that, you want something?"

Squires hands you 80 gold.

Squires better reward me for the help

wow

this is fine

Squires: "Uh, feel better please?"

Can I search for traps

I feel like there are traps nearby

You already checked this area.

hmm

I just wanted to see if Nessie was a trap

lewd

reverse trap

You search Nessie. He's not a trap, but his mustache is fake.

IM TAKING THAT

wow

FREE MOUSTACHE

I would like to give it to max

As well as the eyepatch

wow

i have so much now

Um

I’m sure you want the mustache of the man who just touched you

Max, will you accept these?

uh

The way to make kids feel better is to give them things

im going to throw the mustache in the water

but ill keep the eyepatch

I would like to catch it

Give me a reflex save

making sure not to jump off the bridge

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (1) = 1

HAHAH

LOL

It’s okay

Your eyes follow it as it goes over your head. You walk backwards with the mustache, stumbling over the edge of the bridge.

My reflex is high enough

Shouldn’t I have a bonus

That makes it not that bad

Natural 1's man

oh

Give me a swim check

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (7) = 7

oh god

Wait

Am I still large

You are floundering in the water right now, and yes.