the-dump

clearly

i was going to rage

Umbreon, give me a charisma save

if he touched me there

/r d20+1

@Dan K. Meme: d20+1 = (3)+1 = 4

oof

fuck

Yeah, he swipes at you

the one time chad fails

I think since vag likes you

If he saw this

He would attack owlbear

Your body is knocked across the ground. You roll across the bridge and slam into the banister.

Rolling for vag's anger

/r d20

@Gent: d20 = (20) = 20

My god

ANGRY VAG

MENSTRUAL RAGE

/r d20+2

@Gent: d20+2 = (8)+2 = 10

He jumps onto the owlbear's face

welp

that’s vag for ya

/r d20+5

@Gent: d20+5 = (6)+5 = 11

The owlbear is startled, but he can clearly see he has the advantage.

Nessie grabs max.

have we made it to the other side of the bridge

oh no

im going to get raped

Wait

He seems oblivious to the whole situation.

I have one last trick

am I on the other side

Nessie: "AHHAHAH! Don't worry girl, I'm experienced"

uh

is it possible for me to sneak attack nessie

Your goal was to get under Nessie

sound good

Max, you can see Rusp through the planks is just a few feet from you

well

can I sneak attack though?

rusp

thisn isn't good

hm

Yune starts frantically climbing towards the action.

Wait

Can I use a free action to yell at yumi to enlarge me?

ooh everyone is coming back?

New plan

You're gonna yell?

Hmm

Max, you're not gonna try anything?

well

Can I signal yumi to enlarge me?

Squires can

is he obviously going to rape me

Yes

Do that

He has code with yumi

Ok

Here’s the plan

Get big

Grab man

Okay, she enlarges you.

Slam him

Squires: whispering "Hold on! Just a few more feet and I can do my plan!"

can’t he walk acrossed the beams?

He’s a small lad

"Don't fuck this up you darky!"

He failed the stealth check so he was relying on you.

Fine

I’ll go a few more feet

It will take your whole turn for that.

AHHH

hmm

Squires and plans