the-dump

im going to grapple him and jump off the bridge with him

Welp

uh

As you move towards Nessie, the owlbear makes a deep growling noise.

Do you follow through?

oh hell yeah

yeah

all in

Okay

Vag is getting a free crossing with everyone distracted

/r d20+9

@Gent: d20+9 = (17)+9 = 26

am i going to have to end up 1v1ingthis owlbear

you just have to run across the bridge max

The owlbear swings a massive paw at you.

You should’ve put the bear trap on his head!

/r d6+9

@Gent: d6+9 = (6)+9 = 15

the man was more of a threat

also you’re dead

So umbreon

also he just one shot me lol

fucking

what the fuck does the empathy thing even do

Oh right I guess

umbreon we had this

why

Well, it's not just gonna let you walk up to nessie

well i cant just let him have his way with you

clearly

i was going to rage

Umbreon, give me a charisma save

if he touched me there

/r d20+1

@Dan K. Meme: d20+1 = (3)+1 = 4

oof

fuck

Yeah, he swipes at you

the one time chad fails

I think since vag likes you

He would attack owlbear

Your body is knocked across the ground. You roll across the bridge and slam into the banister.

Rolling for vag's anger

/r d20

@Gent: d20 = (20) = 20

My god

ANGRY VAG

MENSTRUAL RAGE

/r d20+2

@Gent: d20+2 = (8)+2 = 10

He jumps onto the owlbear's face

welp

that’s vag for ya

/r d20+5

@Gent: d20+5 = (6)+5 = 11

The owlbear is startled, but he can clearly see he has the advantage.

Nessie grabs max.

have we made it to the other side of the bridge

oh no

im going to get raped

Wait

He seems oblivious to the whole situation.

I have one last trick

am I on the other side

Nessie: "AHHAHAH! Don't worry girl, I'm experienced"

uh

is it possible for me to sneak attack nessie

Your goal was to get under Nessie

this doesn't

sound good

Max, you can see Rusp through the planks is just a few feet from you

well

can I sneak attack though?

rusp

thisn isn't good

hm

Yune starts frantically climbing towards the action.

Wait

Can I use a free action to yell at yumi to enlarge me?

ooh everyone is coming back?