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Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:36 AM the-dump

Classic

taxes Jun 17, 2018 2:36 AM the-dump

what

taxes Jun 17, 2018 2:36 AM the-dump

now

Dan K. Meme Jun 17, 2018 2:36 AM the-dump

he has nigger in the name

Dan K. Meme Jun 17, 2018 2:36 AM the-dump

clearly he's not to be trusted

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:36 AM the-dump

The head gnoll swings at you with a club.

taxes Jun 17, 2018 2:37 AM the-dump

can we just let them kill rusp? or are we obligated to help

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:37 AM the-dump

Is this real?

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:37 AM the-dump

/r d20+2

Sidekick BOT Jun 17, 2018 2:37 AM the-dump

@Gent: d20+2 = (10)+2 = 12

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:37 AM the-dump

Am I being faked out?

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:37 AM the-dump

Rusp dodges out of the way, but barely.

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:37 AM the-dump

Surely the word bigger doesn’t exist in d&d

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:37 AM the-dump

Bigger?

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:38 AM the-dump

Since this is a surprise round, you are currently flatfooted.

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:38 AM the-dump

That means you don't get your dex bonus added to your AC.

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:38 AM the-dump

Another gnoll charges at you with a club.

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:38 AM the-dump

/r d20+2

Sidekick BOT Jun 17, 2018 2:38 AM the-dump

@Gent: d20+2 = (11)+2 = 13

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:39 AM the-dump

/r d8

Sidekick BOT Jun 17, 2018 2:39 AM the-dump

@Gent: d8 = (8) = 8

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:39 AM the-dump

oh no

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:39 AM the-dump

no initiative rolls

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:39 AM the-dump

Oh, he smashes you across the face. Your mouth is bleeding badly.

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:39 AM the-dump

I’m just going to die, huh?

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:39 AM the-dump

The gnoll in the back takes a position.

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:40 AM the-dump

Now, roll for initiative.

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:40 AM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jun 17, 2018 2:40 AM the-dump

@Rusp: d20 = (4) = 4

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:40 AM the-dump

9

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:40 AM the-dump

Yep

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:40 AM the-dump

I’m dead

Dan K. Meme Jun 17, 2018 2:40 AM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jun 17, 2018 2:40 AM the-dump

@Dan K. Meme: d20 = (13) = 13

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:40 AM the-dump

15

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:41 AM the-dump

max

taxes Jun 17, 2018 2:41 AM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jun 17, 2018 2:41 AM the-dump

@taxes: d20 = (16) = 16

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:41 AM the-dump

19

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:41 AM the-dump

Here's the gnolls

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:41 AM the-dump

I have three fucking health left

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:41 AM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jun 17, 2018 2:41 AM the-dump

@Gent: d20 = (16) = 16

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:41 AM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jun 17, 2018 2:41 AM the-dump

@Gent: d20 = (12) = 12

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:41 AM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jun 17, 2018 2:41 AM the-dump

@Gent: d20 = (18) = 18

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:42 AM the-dump

Ok

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:42 AM the-dump

Here's Yune

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:42 AM the-dump

/r d20+3

Sidekick BOT Jun 17, 2018 2:42 AM the-dump

@Gent: d20+3 = (16)+3 = 19

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:42 AM the-dump

Here's Squires

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:42 AM the-dump

/r d20+2

Sidekick BOT Jun 17, 2018 2:42 AM the-dump

@Gent: d20+2 = (4)+2 = 6

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:42 AM the-dump

Oh, and here's Vag

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:43 AM the-dump

/r d20+1

Sidekick BOT Jun 17, 2018 2:43 AM the-dump

@Gent: d20+1 = (13)+1 = 14

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:43 AM the-dump

good job vag

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:43 AM the-dump

So max ties with yune, we're gonna roll off

taxes Jun 17, 2018 2:44 AM the-dump

okay

taxes Jun 17, 2018 2:44 AM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jun 17, 2018 2:44 AM the-dump

@taxes: d20 = (20) = 20

taxes Jun 17, 2018 2:44 AM the-dump

well

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:44 AM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jun 17, 2018 2:44 AM the-dump

@Gent: d20 = (13) = 13

taxes Jun 17, 2018 2:44 AM the-dump

w a s t e d 2 0

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:44 AM the-dump

Why did I get k4ed

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:45 AM the-dump

So max, your turn

taxes Jun 17, 2018 2:45 AM the-dump

oh boy

taxes Jun 17, 2018 2:45 AM the-dump

so

taxes Jun 17, 2018 2:45 AM the-dump

whats around me whats close to me

taxes Jun 17, 2018 2:45 AM the-dump

explain the situation

taxes Jun 17, 2018 2:45 AM the-dump

as of current

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:46 AM the-dump

So two knolls ran up to rusp and started beating on him. You don't exactly know why, but you know he is on your team. The other gnoll seems to be preparing for something else.

taxes Jun 17, 2018 2:46 AM the-dump

which is the closest to me?

taxes Jun 17, 2018 2:46 AM the-dump

or equal distance?

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:46 AM the-dump

The head gnoll, I'd say

taxes Jun 17, 2018 2:46 AM the-dump

well

taxes Jun 17, 2018 2:46 AM the-dump

i dont want to get on the bad side of the scary badger

taxes Jun 17, 2018 2:47 AM the-dump

so i guess i'll help the badger's servant

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:47 AM the-dump

excuse me