Message in #the-dump · Kappa⁴ Archive

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:33 AM the-dump

“Ive not stolen anything from you or your people!”

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:34 AM the-dump

Head Gnoll: he looks at you puzzled

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:34 AM the-dump

Head Gnoll: "Well kid, I'd say you're lying if I couldn't read you like a book"

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:34 AM the-dump

“I have words on me?”

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:35 AM the-dump

Head Gnoll: "Huh..." he looks around you

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:35 AM the-dump

5 int baby

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:35 AM the-dump

The gnolls chuckles at that.

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:35 AM the-dump

Head Gnoll: "So uh...I guess you're not one of them. What's your name, friend?"

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:36 AM the-dump

“Oh.. my names Dlanigger”

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:36 AM the-dump

Combat has begun.

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:36 AM the-dump

Classic

taxes Jun 17, 2018 2:36 AM the-dump

what

taxes Jun 17, 2018 2:36 AM the-dump

now

Dan K. Meme Jun 17, 2018 2:36 AM the-dump

he has nigger in the name

Dan K. Meme Jun 17, 2018 2:36 AM the-dump

clearly he's not to be trusted

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:36 AM the-dump

The head gnoll swings at you with a club.

taxes Jun 17, 2018 2:37 AM the-dump

can we just let them kill rusp? or are we obligated to help

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:37 AM the-dump

Is this real?

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:37 AM the-dump

/r d20+2

Sidekick BOT Jun 17, 2018 2:37 AM the-dump

@Gent: d20+2 = (10)+2 = 12

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:37 AM the-dump

Am I being faked out?

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:37 AM the-dump

Rusp dodges out of the way, but barely.

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:37 AM the-dump

Surely the word bigger doesn’t exist in d&d

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:37 AM the-dump

Bigger?

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:38 AM the-dump

Since this is a surprise round, you are currently flatfooted.

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:38 AM the-dump

That means you don't get your dex bonus added to your AC.

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:38 AM the-dump

Another gnoll charges at you with a club.

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:38 AM the-dump

/r d20+2

Sidekick BOT Jun 17, 2018 2:38 AM the-dump

@Gent: d20+2 = (11)+2 = 13

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:39 AM the-dump

/r d8

Sidekick BOT Jun 17, 2018 2:39 AM the-dump

@Gent: d8 = (8) = 8

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:39 AM the-dump

oh no

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:39 AM the-dump

no initiative rolls

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:39 AM the-dump

Oh, he smashes you across the face. Your mouth is bleeding badly.

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:39 AM the-dump

I’m just going to die, huh?

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:39 AM the-dump

The gnoll in the back takes a position.

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:40 AM the-dump

Now, roll for initiative.

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:40 AM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jun 17, 2018 2:40 AM the-dump

@Rusp: d20 = (4) = 4

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:40 AM the-dump

9

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:40 AM the-dump

Yep

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:40 AM the-dump

I’m dead

Dan K. Meme Jun 17, 2018 2:40 AM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jun 17, 2018 2:40 AM the-dump

@Dan K. Meme: d20 = (13) = 13

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:40 AM the-dump

15

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:41 AM the-dump

max

taxes Jun 17, 2018 2:41 AM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jun 17, 2018 2:41 AM the-dump

@taxes: d20 = (16) = 16

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:41 AM the-dump

19

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:41 AM the-dump

Here's the gnolls

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:41 AM the-dump

I have three fucking health left

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:41 AM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jun 17, 2018 2:41 AM the-dump

@Gent: d20 = (16) = 16

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:41 AM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jun 17, 2018 2:41 AM the-dump

@Gent: d20 = (12) = 12

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:41 AM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jun 17, 2018 2:41 AM the-dump

@Gent: d20 = (18) = 18

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:42 AM the-dump

Ok

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:42 AM the-dump

Here's Yune

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:42 AM the-dump

/r d20+3

Sidekick BOT Jun 17, 2018 2:42 AM the-dump

@Gent: d20+3 = (16)+3 = 19

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:42 AM the-dump

Here's Squires

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:42 AM the-dump

/r d20+2

Sidekick BOT Jun 17, 2018 2:42 AM the-dump

@Gent: d20+2 = (4)+2 = 6

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:42 AM the-dump

Oh, and here's Vag

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:43 AM the-dump

/r d20+1

Sidekick BOT Jun 17, 2018 2:43 AM the-dump

@Gent: d20+1 = (13)+1 = 14

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:43 AM the-dump

good job vag

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:43 AM the-dump

So max ties with yune, we're gonna roll off

taxes Jun 17, 2018 2:44 AM the-dump

okay

taxes Jun 17, 2018 2:44 AM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jun 17, 2018 2:44 AM the-dump

@taxes: d20 = (20) = 20

taxes Jun 17, 2018 2:44 AM the-dump

well

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:44 AM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jun 17, 2018 2:44 AM the-dump

@Gent: d20 = (13) = 13

taxes Jun 17, 2018 2:44 AM the-dump

w a s t e d 2 0

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:44 AM the-dump

Why did I get k4ed

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:45 AM the-dump

So max, your turn

taxes Jun 17, 2018 2:45 AM the-dump

oh boy

taxes Jun 17, 2018 2:45 AM the-dump

so

taxes Jun 17, 2018 2:45 AM the-dump

whats around me whats close to me