Message in #the-dump · Kappa⁴ Archive

Dan K. Meme Jun 17, 2018 1:53 AM the-dump

checks out

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:53 AM the-dump

You raise valid points, Chad

Dan K. Meme Jun 17, 2018 1:53 AM the-dump

it is what i do

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:54 AM the-dump

Oh btw

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:54 AM the-dump

he raises other things too

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:54 AM the-dump

Kappa

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:54 AM the-dump

I like to imagine that Vag looked into Max’s eyes as he killed the squirrel

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:54 AM the-dump

SHE

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:54 AM the-dump

fuck me

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:54 AM the-dump

no thanks

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:54 AM the-dump

Max, you are scarred for life by this event.

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:55 AM the-dump

i now have a fear of badgers

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:55 AM the-dump

great

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:55 AM the-dump

It’s probably for the best

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:55 AM the-dump

Or you lost a love for animals. However you want to interpret it.

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:55 AM the-dump

luckily mighty chad here will protect me

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:55 AM the-dump

Kappa

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:55 AM the-dump

Vag would’ve bitten you

Dan K. Meme Jun 17, 2018 1:55 AM the-dump

i doubt it

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:56 AM the-dump

ok

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:56 AM the-dump

so no one will be interacting during the trip

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:56 AM the-dump

yep

Dan K. Meme Jun 17, 2018 1:56 AM the-dump

rip

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:56 AM the-dump

Squires: "Hey boss, I felt like we needed that other guy for something"

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:57 AM the-dump

Yune: "Nah, we're both sorcerers. I can do anything he can."

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:58 AM the-dump

Squires: "No, I felt like he was REALLY important. I just can't remember..."

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:58 AM the-dump

oh no

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:58 AM the-dump

:thinknign;

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:59 AM the-dump

Quest-Giver: "Look, you had the time to figure that out back at town. Now we're almost at the mountain."

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:59 AM the-dump

how big is the mountain

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:00 AM the-dump

Not too big. You're plan is to kind of go around it.

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:00 AM the-dump

It should act as cover against any elves on watch.

taxes Jun 17, 2018 2:00 AM the-dump

should

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:01 AM the-dump

Squires: "Eh, whatever. How about I get us all in the mood with a song?"

taxes Jun 17, 2018 2:02 AM the-dump

"W-what kind of song...?"

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:02 AM the-dump

Squires: "Just a nice peaceful campfire song"

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:03 AM the-dump

Squires: "Okay, a 1, a 2, a 1 2 3"

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:03 AM the-dump

Everyone give me a will save.

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:03 AM the-dump

oh god

taxes Jun 17, 2018 2:03 AM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jun 17, 2018 2:03 AM the-dump

@taxes: d20 = (13) = 13

Dan K. Meme Jun 17, 2018 2:03 AM the-dump

/r d20+5

Sidekick BOT Jun 17, 2018 2:03 AM the-dump

@Dan K. Meme: d20+5 = (7)+5 = 12

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:03 AM the-dump

uh

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:03 AM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jun 17, 2018 2:03 AM the-dump

@Rusp: d20 = (1) = 1

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:03 AM the-dump

oh no

Dan K. Meme Jun 17, 2018 2:03 AM the-dump

rip

taxes Jun 17, 2018 2:03 AM the-dump

i mean

taxes Jun 17, 2018 2:03 AM the-dump

it was coming

taxes Jun 17, 2018 2:03 AM the-dump

umbreon rolled a 1

taxes Jun 17, 2018 2:03 AM the-dump

then i did

taxes Jun 17, 2018 2:04 AM the-dump

it was a matter of time

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:04 AM the-dump

Am I dead?

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:04 AM the-dump

Sudden heart attack?

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:04 AM the-dump

Alright, Rusp and umbreon fall asleep.

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:04 AM the-dump

Wait

taxes Jun 17, 2018 2:04 AM the-dump

well then

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:04 AM the-dump

Squires: "Oops, wrong song."

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:04 AM the-dump

Am I in a fucking coma

Dan K. Meme Jun 17, 2018 2:04 AM the-dump

roll to have happy dreams

Dan K. Meme Jun 17, 2018 2:04 AM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jun 17, 2018 2:04 AM the-dump

@Dan K. Meme: d20 = (10) = 10

Dan K. Meme Jun 17, 2018 2:04 AM the-dump

they're ok

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:04 AM the-dump

You sure do

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:05 AM the-dump

Quest-Giver: "Well, I guess this is a good enough spot to set up camp."

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:05 AM the-dump

Wait

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:05 AM the-dump

I’m still in the woods

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:05 AM the-dump

Or

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:05 AM the-dump

You were hiding in the trees along the pathway.

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:05 AM the-dump

Ok

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:06 AM the-dump

So no one really knows where you went.

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:06 AM the-dump

Nice

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:07 AM the-dump

Quest-Giver: "See, that's how you know this guy's a good rogue. He never stops practicing his art."

taxes Jun 17, 2018 2:07 AM the-dump

lmao

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:07 AM the-dump

A true professional

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:07 AM the-dump

Now give me a roll rusp

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:07 AM the-dump

Ok

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:08 AM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jun 17, 2018 2:08 AM the-dump

@Rusp: d20 = (18) = 18

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:08 AM the-dump

good roll