Message in #the-dump · Kappa⁴ Archive

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:50 AM the-dump

Considering I stole him from rich people

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:51 AM the-dump

i dont know

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:51 AM the-dump

he has been outside with you

Dan K. Meme Jun 17, 2018 1:51 AM the-dump

o o f

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:51 AM the-dump

and doing who knows what

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:51 AM the-dump

he could be eating your shit behind you

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:51 AM the-dump

hey

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:51 AM the-dump

I fucking beat the shit out of some meat for him

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:51 AM the-dump

You watch as Vag digs into the ground and pulls up the squirming body of a squirrel. It bites into the squirrel's neck, causing it to drop limp.

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:52 AM the-dump

good boy

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:52 AM the-dump

>boy

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:52 AM the-dump

I’m sorry

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:52 AM the-dump

i like to imagine

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:52 AM the-dump

It’s a habit

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:52 AM the-dump

rusp doesnt know its gender

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:52 AM the-dump

My guy isn’t very smart

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:52 AM the-dump

So it’s make sense

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:52 AM the-dump

does your guy

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:52 AM the-dump

know of genders?

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:52 AM the-dump

Spoilers: Vag was the trap that killed your brother.

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:52 AM the-dump

Probably

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:53 AM the-dump

My guy has had sex before

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:53 AM the-dump

We determined that at some point

Dan K. Meme Jun 17, 2018 1:53 AM the-dump

with the badger probably

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:53 AM the-dump

^

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:53 AM the-dump

No

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:53 AM the-dump

It was a person

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:53 AM the-dump

person

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:53 AM the-dump

or

Dan K. Meme Jun 17, 2018 1:53 AM the-dump

you think badgers are people

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:53 AM the-dump

"person"

Dan K. Meme Jun 17, 2018 1:53 AM the-dump

checks out

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:53 AM the-dump

You raise valid points, Chad

Dan K. Meme Jun 17, 2018 1:53 AM the-dump

it is what i do

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:54 AM the-dump

Oh btw

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:54 AM the-dump

he raises other things too

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:54 AM the-dump

Kappa

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:54 AM the-dump

I like to imagine that Vag looked into Max’s eyes as he killed the squirrel

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:54 AM the-dump

SHE

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:54 AM the-dump

fuck me

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:54 AM the-dump

no thanks

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:54 AM the-dump

Max, you are scarred for life by this event.

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:55 AM the-dump

i now have a fear of badgers

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:55 AM the-dump

great

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:55 AM the-dump

It’s probably for the best

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:55 AM the-dump

Or you lost a love for animals. However you want to interpret it.

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:55 AM the-dump

luckily mighty chad here will protect me

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:55 AM the-dump

Kappa

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:55 AM the-dump

Vag would’ve bitten you

Dan K. Meme Jun 17, 2018 1:55 AM the-dump

i doubt it

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:56 AM the-dump

ok

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:56 AM the-dump

so no one will be interacting during the trip

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:56 AM the-dump

yep

Dan K. Meme Jun 17, 2018 1:56 AM the-dump

rip

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:56 AM the-dump

Squires: "Hey boss, I felt like we needed that other guy for something"

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:57 AM the-dump

Yune: "Nah, we're both sorcerers. I can do anything he can."

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:58 AM the-dump

Squires: "No, I felt like he was REALLY important. I just can't remember..."

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:58 AM the-dump

oh no

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:58 AM the-dump

:thinknign;

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:59 AM the-dump

Quest-Giver: "Look, you had the time to figure that out back at town. Now we're almost at the mountain."

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:59 AM the-dump

how big is the mountain

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:00 AM the-dump

Not too big. You're plan is to kind of go around it.

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:00 AM the-dump

It should act as cover against any elves on watch.

taxes Jun 17, 2018 2:00 AM the-dump

should

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:01 AM the-dump

Squires: "Eh, whatever. How about I get us all in the mood with a song?"

taxes Jun 17, 2018 2:02 AM the-dump

"W-what kind of song...?"

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:02 AM the-dump

Squires: "Just a nice peaceful campfire song"

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:03 AM the-dump

Squires: "Okay, a 1, a 2, a 1 2 3"

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:03 AM the-dump

Everyone give me a will save.

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:03 AM the-dump

oh god

taxes Jun 17, 2018 2:03 AM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jun 17, 2018 2:03 AM the-dump

@taxes: d20 = (13) = 13

Dan K. Meme Jun 17, 2018 2:03 AM the-dump

/r d20+5

Sidekick BOT Jun 17, 2018 2:03 AM the-dump

@Dan K. Meme: d20+5 = (7)+5 = 12

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:03 AM the-dump

uh

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:03 AM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jun 17, 2018 2:03 AM the-dump

@Rusp: d20 = (1) = 1

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:03 AM the-dump

oh no

Dan K. Meme Jun 17, 2018 2:03 AM the-dump

rip

taxes Jun 17, 2018 2:03 AM the-dump

i mean

taxes Jun 17, 2018 2:03 AM the-dump

it was coming