the-dump

Yeah, it's the most common choice in d&d

the problem is

my strength

is so high

I mean, high strength can be useful for multiple classes.

like?

There's barbarians and monks. Classes that don't have strength as a primary stat like paladins can use it too. There are even melee based clerics.

sure ill be a barb

You should be the wrong class

To nerf yourself

and the problem with being non human is that

racism

rusp i lost only have one arm

Nothing wrong with fighter though

i think thaats a nerf enough

Oh

i only have*

You should lose an eye while you’re at it

i was thinking about ti

but like

okay rusp pick one

one arm or one eye

Arm

i want to be barb

okay one arm

But get a two handed weapon

no

Damn

wait

lances are two handed

sorry rusp

Are you role playing donnel?

maybe

okay i only have one eye

because i want to use lances

So that'll hurt your perception skill

by how much

Don’t worry max

A lot?

I’m perceptive

this is fine

Perception is the most rolled skill in the game

well

look

how do i handicap myself

look?

how can you with one eye

hahahah

if you remove both eyes your other senses will be heightened

There ya go

rather not be blind

Oh!!

Be deaf

that's even worse

Visual perception is gone, but sound perception gets x1.5

okay what if

i have no sense of smelll

What

Just donate me some of your int

okay gent

So my guy isn’t literally retarded

can i just be really unlucky?

Do whatever you want

whatever

anything else i need to do gent

You pick some feats

As a human, you get a bonus feat. So that's 2 for you to pick

how many

oky

okay it doesnt say it

but if i pick horse whisperer

can i attempt to whisper to horses

Of course, you can whisper to anything

you can ever whisper into my little vag

it might bite back though

Wait a second

I still haven’t determined weather or not vag is male or female