the-dump

also

can i pick any of the classes listed here

Sure, I just won't know some of the obscure ones

what about a weeb samurai

So asian is your race?

noononno

I said weeb

so i have to be white

I c

i think probably

ill look a bit more

but ill probably do this

what's rusp

Rogue

A black rogue, of course

hmmm

How does Rusp pronounce "rouge"

So a weeb samurai is gonna take a hit to charisma

oof

i dont know about that

okay gent

which class

For being white, you get a bonus to wisdom though

oh

nice

gent what's the worst class i could be

I don't know

okay fine ill just be a fighter to make it easy

Human fighter?

that sounds like the most basic thing ever

sure

Yeah, it's the most common choice in d&d

the problem is

my strength

is so high

I mean, high strength can be useful for multiple classes.

like?

There's barbarians and monks. Classes that don't have strength as a primary stat like paladins can use it too. There are even melee based clerics.

sure ill be a barb

You should be the wrong class

and the problem with being non human is that

racism

rusp i lost only have one arm

Nothing wrong with fighter though

i think thaats a nerf enough

Oh

i only have*

You should lose an eye while you’re at it

i was thinking about ti

but like

okay rusp pick one

one arm or one eye

Arm

i want to be barb

okay one arm

But get a two handed weapon

no

Damn

wait

lances are two handed

sorry rusp

Are you role playing donnel?

maybe

okay i only have one eye

because i want to use lances

So that'll hurt your perception skill

by how much

Don’t worry max

A lot?

I’m perceptive

by half?

this is fine

Perception is the most rolled skill in the game

well

look

how do i handicap myself

look?

how can you with one eye

hahahah

if you remove both eyes your other senses will be heightened