the-dump

For these sorts of games, you don't have experience points

I mean you can, it tends to work better if you level up with time. That way no one is left behind for arbitrary reasons

Makes sense

Wait a second

Did I get my training session with Vag in yesterday?

I guess not

What the hell

I was supposed to do it after I beat the shit out of my meat!

Nothing like training the vag after a good meat beating

Go ahead and try

What am I rolling here

Just a straight d20

Tell me what you want to do first

I want to teach him basic commands - including “get em”

Okay, how are you gonna do that?

Uhh

With my training kit

And treats

Do I have to go into detail?

Yes

Fuck

Ok

I’m

Going to

Fuck me

Uhhh

I don’t know how to explain how to train an animal

you're going to fuck yourself?

Now you're immersed with your character

I’m going to

Kick and bite at a tree

Right

Than I’m going to eat one of his treats

Making sure he watches the whole thing

We can say you did this while the jerky was drying

Than I’m going to point at the tree

While holding out a treat

If he doesn’t get it at first

Okay....give me a 20

@Rusp: d20 = (20) = 20

YES

holy shit

YES

Fuck off

ABSOLUTE LEGEND

THE MAD MAN

VAG IS TRAINED

look at this chad over here

Not a lucky 20

A planned 20

Vag watches your performance with excitement. His mouth waters at the berry you're holding.

Don’t you fucking

Gent

Please

what

FUCK

You don't just train an animal in an instant

Well I thought it was implied that I was doing it until he got it!

Well, do you have any command you want to give him while you're at it?

Get em

You're speaking....to the animal?

I look at him

Point at the target

And tell him to get em

You know

Like a dog

Alright, rolling for Vag's action

He's not a dog

Well than how the hell do I train this thing

Why would I fucking steal this thing

/r d20+1

@Gent: d20+1 = (3)+1 = 4

Kursed to all hell

Oh well

He walks over to the tree sniffing at it, then he looks back to you. He circles the tree a few times then walks back over to your side, holding its mouth open in expectance.

You know

can badgers really be trained at all?

That’s better than I was expecting

You got a 20, it's not gonna be wasted