the-dump

And train

He looks at it curiously.

/r d20

@Gent: d20 = (8) = 8

Vag bites at the meat, pulling with his claws, but chewing it seems to be too difficult.

Oh my fuck

I’m going to tenderize the meat

With my fucking fist

Tenderizing the meat so that my vag will eat it

With your minus 2 strength

It’ll be fine

I’m due for a 20

Roll, just a normal d20

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (20) = 20

Told you

/r d20

@Fire?: d20 = (11) = 11

fuck

Alright then

Am I now a world class chef?

You actually decide to hang the meat up in the sun for a few hours.

The meat dries up into fairly edible jerky.

You now have 6 days of rations

It always works out in the end

Also

The bread has become stale, but still seemingly edible

I can’t believe I actually fucking rolled that 20

So it reaches 8 o'clock, and your query shows up

4 gnomes gather in front of the inn chattering with each other

Gnomes?

Do I recognize any of them

You've never met them

Sorry

Just some gnome racism

They all look the same

I guess I’ll go up to them

Reluctantly

Holy shit

It’s 2 am

Are you wanting to stop?

This seems like a good stopping place

That was fun

Almost died to the first enemies I fought

Yep, sure was something

I'm gonna take a huge piss

Have fun with that, and goodnight

Go to bed you freak

ay gent?

you still there?

rip

I'm here

cans i get a character sheet? i wanna see what it looks like, or if i could make one

Well, I haven't been using a "character sheet" per se, but you can find them online

oh you hasnt?

what have the others been using?

I've just been writing shit down in a document, anything I'd need to remember on the spot

ah, did they write anything?

like their race, stats

etc

The others?

well, others like rusp

I've been remembering everything for him so far

there is a sample character sheet that I have on my pc

enjoy

ah, gent, can i make a character then?

This is what you would use I guess

Back with bopit's campaign we used a program called pcgen that calculated everything for us

I guess you can jump in too, it'll make the current quest a little strange though

its k, i can probably be like walking there for some reason

Well, it's not that. You'll see

ah k

what do i fill out on this?

or should i just make it up?

Rusp rolled a d20 for every stat. It made his character completely unbalanced