the-dump

Should be fine

Just make a soggy sandwich once I get out

Give it to my boy vag

It does manage to wash away the blood and mud from your body

Nice

Do I have to roll for my meal as well

Because we may find out I’ve never eaten before

No, I was planning on doing something special if you rolled high

What exactly is “special”

Masturbation scene?

I would raise your charisma score

NO

WHAT

fuck

I hate my life

Literally the only important roll of the game and I botched it

So you're soaking wet, after you finish your meal the innkeeper tells you to get out.

You pay 10 gold

Wonderful

Do I still have time to train my vag

Yeah, you tied him up outside.

Alright

I’ll untie him

Feed him some soggy meat

And train

He looks at it curiously.

/r d20

@Gent: d20 = (8) = 8

Vag bites at the meat, pulling with his claws, but chewing it seems to be too difficult.

Oh my fuck

I’m going to tenderize the meat

With my fucking fist

Tenderizing the meat so that my vag will eat it

With your minus 2 strength

It’ll be fine

I’m due for a 20

Roll, just a normal d20

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (20) = 20

/r d20

@Fire?: d20 = (11) = 11

fuck

Alright then

Am I now a world class chef?

You actually decide to hang the meat up in the sun for a few hours.

The meat dries up into fairly edible jerky.

You now have 6 days of rations

It always works out in the end

Also

The bread has become stale, but still seemingly edible

I can’t believe I actually fucking rolled that 20

So it reaches 8 o'clock, and your query shows up

4 gnomes gather in front of the inn chattering with each other

Gnomes?

Do I recognize any of them

You've never met them

Sorry

Just some gnome racism

They all look the same

I guess I’ll go up to them

Reluctantly

Holy shit

It’s 2 am

Gnome Sorcerer: "Who are- oh, damn it."

Are you wanting to stop?

This seems like a good stopping place

That was fun

Almost died to the first enemies I fought

Yep, sure was something

I'm gonna take a huge piss

Have fun with that, and goodnight

Go to bed you freak

ay gent?

you still there?

rip

I'm here

cans i get a character sheet? i wanna see what it looks like, or if i could make one