the-dump

His trajectory is set for him to miss, your action?

Can I just give him a nice slice?

Give me a roll plus 5

/r d20+5

@Rusp: d20+5 = (7)+5 = 12

I'll let that hit just because you "predicted" his exact action

Nice

Roll me a d8

Come on baby

/r d8

@Rusp: d8 = (1) = 1

oof

Fuck me

1 whole damage

You chicken out and don't fully hit him, he appears unfazed

Oh no

This is the worst possible outcome

That's actually a minus 2 because your strength score prevents you from piercing their armor

Oh

0 damage

Thank god

You heal them Kappa

And since I’m nice they decide to let me go

Easy fix

Fuck I wish I would’ve went with my original weapon idea

So Vag shakes himself off and seems to want to go back to resting, apparently oblivious to the situation at hand

God damnit vag

Vag is such a cunt

The one wolf encircles Vag anticipating his next move

The other wolf runs up to bite your leg

/r d20-1

@Gent: d20-1 = (20)-1 = 19

Natural 20

Dlanigger wasn’t meant for this world

roll to be less of a racist

/r d20

@Fire?: d20 = (8) = 8

fuck

It’s not racist!

It’s Regginald backwards

Since pathfinder is a balanced game, there's this mechanic called "confirming criticals" where you have to roll again to see if you actually get a crit

What?

no rusp this has nothing to do with you and your roleplay

i was rolling for myself

Oh that’s fine

If his next roll still hits, he gets a crit, it doesn't need to be a 20 necessarily. If it misses, it's a normal attack

/r d20-1

@Gent: d20-1 = (11)-1 = 10

It's a normal attack

Wew

Not even close

Just remember this for the future

/r d8-1

@Gent: d8-1 = (1)-1 = 0

Will do

fucking hell

Holy shit

Why don't we have a god damn dance while we're at it?

Dlanigger is back baby

This is actually the best fight of all time

Just have vag finish this

He gets a mouthful of cloth and leather

Delicious

Your turn, you now have full actions

A move action, a regular action, and a free action

Alright

How does my sneak attack work?

And could I use it on the one focussed on vag

You have to attack an enemy that is completely unaware, or you have to be flanking an enemy

Hmm

Oh, and if you're adjacent to an enemy and attempt to move or do any action not involving attacking/defending, they get what's known as an "attack of opportunity"

Ah

Am I adjacent to any wolves?

To the one on your leg

I would like to stab this wolf

Give me a +5 roll

Going for a nice spinal separation

/r d20+5

@Rusp: d20+5 = (14)+5 = 19

Give me a d8 minus 1