the-dump

You can hold your action until they come to you

Sure

Why not

Any specific action you're waiting for them to do?

Lunge at me

Or vag

Perfect, because wolf #1 is gonna use his action to lunge at your throat

Spectacular

/r d20+1

@Gent: d20+1 = (12)+1 = 13

Okay

This is

You step out of the way

Wonderful

His trajectory is set for him to miss, your action?

Can I just give him a nice slice?

Give me a roll plus 5

/r d20+5

@Rusp: d20+5 = (7)+5 = 12

I'll let that hit just because you "predicted" his exact action

Nice

Roll me a d8

Come on baby

/r d8

@Rusp: d8 = (1) = 1

oof

Fuck me

1 whole damage

You chicken out and don't fully hit him, he appears unfazed

Oh no

This is the worst possible outcome

That's actually a minus 2 because your strength score prevents you from piercing their armor

Oh

0 damage

Thank god

You heal them Kappa

And since I’m nice they decide to let me go

Easy fix

Fuck I wish I would’ve went with my original weapon idea

So Vag shakes himself off and seems to want to go back to resting, apparently oblivious to the situation at hand

Vag is such a cunt

The one wolf encircles Vag anticipating his next move

The other wolf runs up to bite your leg

/r d20-1

@Gent: d20-1 = (20)-1 = 19

Natural 20

Dlanigger wasn’t meant for this world

roll to be less of a racist

/r d20

@Fire?: d20 = (8) = 8

fuck

It’s not racist!

It’s Regginald backwards

Max killed Reginald

Since pathfinder is a balanced game, there's this mechanic called "confirming criticals" where you have to roll again to see if you actually get a crit

What?

no rusp this has nothing to do with you and your roleplay

i was rolling for myself

Oh that’s fine

If his next roll still hits, he gets a crit, it doesn't need to be a 20 necessarily. If it misses, it's a normal attack

/r d20-1

@Gent: d20-1 = (11)-1 = 10

It's a normal attack

Wew

Not even close

Just remember this for the future

/r d8-1

@Gent: d8-1 = (1)-1 = 0

Will do

fucking hell

Holy shit

Why don't we have a god damn dance while we're at it?

Dlanigger is back baby

This is actually the best fight of all time

Just have vag finish this

He gets a mouthful of cloth and leather

Delicious

Your turn, you now have full actions

A move action, a regular action, and a free action

Alright