the-dump

Would I happen to be in the tree right now?

You've had to carry him the whole way so far since he's a 25 pound animal that ate a pound of bread....soaked in alcohol

Big Vag’s need their nutrients

Well you're going to try and drag Vag with you?

ah the basic food groups, bread and alcohol

Of course

My dexterity is insane

Climbing is strength based my boy

Acrobatics?

Nope

Fuck

dexerity is for dodging

I’m attempting it anyways

That's gonna be -5 on your roll

dont drop your badger

Perfect

Incoming 15

You have to sling him(her?) over your shoulders

you know what

you didnt check the gender?

Listen

Vag is a name that transcends gender

Guess I’ll stay down and fight off these things

Hopefully

Man I should look at what my skills do

Vag seems to be partially awake right now, but not engaged

lol should he roll for sight since its getting dark?

stop backseat gming

but whyyy

this is their campaign

ree

please stop

thank you

Wait

All you have is sneak attack, and the wolves can already see you better than you can see them

he rolled a 23 on perception anyways xbrox

Can badgers climb?

They burrow I believe

they do ^

I’m fucking looking this up

they burrow

I have found a video of a badger climbing a tree

roll for backseat gming

/r d20

@xBrox: d20 = (12) = 12

darn

i was bored

So

If you don’t think my badger can climb, I’m willing to fight the wolves

But if not I have a great solution

It can't climb at the best of times, and it's currently half awake right now

Would it climb the tree for the badger equivalent of a Scooby snack?

Treat dipped in mead

You don't have any mead left

And still no

Son of a bitch

Ok

I’m going to pick up Vag

And I’m going to use escape artist

The wolves are closing in, you have 1 action left before things get hairy

Or rather

Attempt

You don't just "use" escape artist

Oh

That’s not good

It's more meant for you to escape from capture

Like when you're tied up

Oh

Makes sense

Still good for you

Looks like I’m going to prepare to fight

Any last action?

I mean

I guess I can attempt the tree climb with vag

Give me a worthless roll, -3

I mean 5

/r d20-5

@Rusp: d20-5 = (18)-5 = 13

You manage to hoist yourself up and grab onto a large branch

You seem to lack the strength to fully climb up the tree, but you're a good 5 feet off the ground so long as your arms don't give out