the-dump

Give me a roll, plus 2 by the way

roll to see if bears hear you Kappa

/r d20+2

@Rusp: d20+2 = (7)+2 = 9

Fuck me

roll to stop outside interference

/r d20

@Phijkchu_Dialga: d20 = (12) = 12

The chill of night appears to be further hindering your ability to make a fire. Your kindling is scattered by the wind.

i added a kappa so its a joke

You know what

this shouldnt be messed with

its amazing

I’m just going climb a tree and sleep on a thick branch

Nothing can go wrong

Give me a perception roll +3

/r d20+3

@Rusp: d20+3 = (20)+3 = 23

Oh boy

well dang

Perceptive as all hell

You see several shapes moving through the underbrush

You can also hear a faint growling

oh noes

Do I know what they are?

Or at least an idea

Give me a knowledge nature roll, minus 3

Here we go

lol minus 3

/r d20-3

@Rusp: d20-3 = (11)-3 = 8

rip

My poor autistic boy

They look, sound, and act like dogs, but you don't think they're nice like dogs

Oh no

Not good boys?

I must save Vag

Would I happen to be in the tree right now?

You've had to carry him the whole way so far since he's a 25 pound animal that ate a pound of bread....soaked in alcohol

Big Vag’s need their nutrients

ah the basic food groups, bread and alcohol

Of course

My dexterity is insane

Climbing is strength based my boy

Acrobatics?

Nope

Fuck

dexerity is for dodging

I’m attempting it anyways

That's gonna be -5 on your roll

dont drop your badger

Perfect

Incoming 15

You have to sling him(her?) over your shoulders

you know what

you didnt check the gender?

Listen

Vag is a name that transcends gender

Guess I’ll stay down and fight off these things

Hopefully

Man I should look at what my skills do

Vag seems to be partially awake right now, but not engaged

lol should he roll for sight since its getting dark?

stop backseat gming

but whyyy

this is their campaign

ree

please stop

thank you

Wait

All you have is sneak attack, and the wolves can already see you better than you can see them

he rolled a 23 on perception anyways xbrox

Can badgers climb?

They burrow I believe

they do ^

I’m fucking looking this up

farcry 4

they burrow

I have found a video of a badger climbing a tree

roll for backseat gming