the-dump

you could just sprint

Fair

But that’s not as cool

You'll have to drag the badger with you for anything fancy

Hmm

I don’t want to sprint

Sprinting black men are suspect

No one sees you right now other than the children

Sprinting it is

Faster than any man they've ever seen, this dark skinned giant zooms away with a drunken badger in his arms.

They shout, "Bye mister!"

Beautiful

That went surprisingly well.

Indeed

I’m going to go to sleep

But we can continue this later

I need to wake up in like 5 hours

The bread act as 2 days worth of rations

Hell yeah

Alrighty

Can't believe we're going through with this

Me either

It’s all a part of a calculated plan to slowly introduce everyone else into the game though

Would voicechat be easier or is this fine?

"calculated plan"

I could use voice chat tomorrow

But it’s not really necessary

Umbreon don’t question my tactics

I could do it, I'm just more used to/comfortable with typing

That’s fine

I like it better like this actually, it means I can go back and reread stuff to see if I missed any clues

Clues....right

Well

Anything important

I might actually have to write some shit now

Oh boy

what have you started rusp

Just as I started the rolling, I shall start pathfinder again

You might have to revive the pathfinder channel

do you have 20 charisma in real life or something?

Might be due to my good luck as well

Anyways, I really need to get to sleep

Good night my dudes

Night you degenerate

g'night

Hope the FBI investigators don't bite

/r d1337

@Fire?: d1337 = (1165) = 1165

will i pull my waifu in a couple months

/r 60d100

@taxes: 60d100 = (42+9+19+24+29+61+82+59+59+88+27+70+54+40+86+76+71+82+6+15+16+8+77+51+79+93+23+11+67+80+72+47+94+28+30+44+97+42+68+40+92+1+21+65+39+33+19+19+67+11+85+31+99+98+91+78+13+73+29+53) = 3083

FUCK

no 100s

/r 30d100

@Fire?: 30d100 = (54+58+39+22+62+61+53+29+69+38+26+20+56+13+57+71+94+73+44+19+61+19+69+77+50+78+25+92+18+60) = 1507

good

okay one more

/r 10d100

@taxes: 10d100 = (84+19+88+97+45+99+56+22+92+22) = 624

FUCK

/r 5d100

@Fire?: 5d100 = (55+88+29+80+81) = 333

333, nice

coinflip to see if max gets rng fucked

/roll 1d2

@Bopit: 1d2 = (2) = 2

confirmed for fucked

d1000 to see if i make love to bipot

/r d1000

@Fire?: d1000 = (416) = 416

oof

sorry bipot

coinflip to see if I fuck fire

/roll 1d2

@Bopit: 1d2 = (2) = 2

alright fire lets fuck

this is rape

roll for consent

/r d20

@Fire?: d20 = (8) = 8