the-dump

They suddenly stop as they notice you. They start bawling their eyes out.

I walk over and retrieve my badger

They haven't moved yet.

I walk over

And retrieve my badger

How are you gonna do that.

Fine, fine

Untie it? Pick it up?

I’ll quickly dip a piece of bread into the mead

Than I’ll walk over to the badger, pick it up, and feed it the mead covered bread

Alright, it is still tied up though.

Fucking

I’ll untie it

At the smell of mead, the badger becomes placated and sits down in anticipation,

The children start to smile again as their attention goes back to the badger.

Have I untied it?

sure

Than I’m going to pick up my boy and walk away

It shakes off the child that was on its back, causing him to bump his head against the wall

Quickly reach to stop it from bumping its head!

Give me a reflex saving throw

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (11) = 11

that's an 18]

Wait

Like a d18?

Alright, you catch the child. The badger nestles up to you and starts gobbling the mead soaked bread.

No no no, 11 + your modifier (7) = 18

Oh damn

Your dex is high as fuck

And you get a bonus for being a rogue

Mission successful, I guess

the children seem to be amused with you

Oh no

Not kids

I need to use an escape skill

whoa, what's your problem with kids

My man is autistc

He dislikes confrontation

you could just sprint

But that’s not as cool

You'll have to drag the badger with you for anything fancy

Hmm

I don’t want to sprint

Sprinting black men are suspect

No one sees you right now other than the children

Sprinting it is

Faster than any man they've ever seen, this dark skinned giant zooms away with a drunken badger in his arms.

They shout, "Bye mister!"

Beautiful

That went surprisingly well.

Indeed

I’m going to go to sleep

But we can continue this later

I need to wake up in like 5 hours

The bread act as 2 days worth of rations

Hell yeah

Alrighty

Can't believe we're going through with this

Me either

It’s all a part of a calculated plan to slowly introduce everyone else into the game though

Would voicechat be easier or is this fine?

"calculated plan"

I could use voice chat tomorrow

But it’s not really necessary

Umbreon don’t question my tactics

I could do it, I'm just more used to/comfortable with typing

That’s fine

I like it better like this actually, it means I can go back and reread stuff to see if I missed any clues

Clues....right

Well

Anything important

I might actually have to write some shit now

Oh boy

what have you started rusp

Just as I started the rolling, I shall start pathfinder again

You might have to revive the pathfinder channel

do you have 20 charisma in real life or something?

Actually a possibility

Might be due to my good luck as well