the-dump

They promised each other that they’d ride a steam giant together one day

So now he is determined to get it

So he can do his brother proud

tragic

Truly

I think that's about it

All right

As a level 1 rogue, you get sneak attack and trapfinding

Trap finding?

I can see traps?

You can see ALL traps, if you roll for it

Is max going to appear in the game?

Max killed your twin brother

thats a good plot point

Killed by a trap...

He should’ve specked into trap finding

That's why you became a rogue, to find the trap

What a fucking idiot

All right

Now what

So you walk into a village. You were just able to shake off some paladins chasing you through the woods, but you're afraid they're not far behind.

Your badger follows along ambivalently. It occurs to you that you did not bring any food for it with you. You yourself are quite famished right now.

Ok

I look for traps, in an attempt to see if my brothers killer may be nearby.

This is something I always do

How would I roll for this

alright, give me a roll +3 I think

K

/r d20+3

@Rusp: d20+3 = (6)+3 = 9

fuck

oof, not a clue

Damn

You were just trying to escape the police, you've temporarily lost (((her))) trail

Over to your left you notice a bar

I enter the bar, whilst looking over my shoulder to check for the paladins

Okay, give me a roll

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (15) = 15

You notice the ceiling is only 5 feet high

In your haste, you seem to have overlooked the fact that you've in a gnomish town

Huh.

I guess I shall enter the bar hunched over

Everyone notices you as you...squat in?

Is this very uncomfortable for you, not only because of the awkward position, but because you don't like to be easily noticed

I’ll quietly make my way to the corner and sit down

On the floor, probably

Okay, everyone moves one seat away from you

The bartender nervously walks up to you and inquires where you're from

"We don't get many of....your kind around here"

Shit

Racism

“I-I’m s-sorry if I’m disrupting any of you. I-I’ve just been tr-traveling for so long, and I needed a little r-rest.”

His eyes open wide and he yells, "Hey, who let that wild animal in here?"

Oof

Out of no where

My badger

He seems to not be paying attention to you

Yes lol

I thought he just called me a wild animal

He whistles sharply, calling over the bouncer

“Oh uhh, s-sir!!”

The bouncer was previously huddled in the corner in fear of you

“H-he’s not w-wild!”

The two of them approach the badger with blades drawn

“He’s m-my p-p-pet!”

"Okay, no sudden moves until I say so..."

Bouncer: "I think the dark fellow is trying to communicate"

“Uhh.. Y-Yes!”

Bartender: "Hmm? Ah, yes! Sorry, I'm not used to ebonics"

“Th-that’s my badger, v-vag”

Bartender: "What dis you want....my nig-ga?"

I repeat myself

Trying to be as clear as possibly

Bartender: "Vag? No, me man not wimin"

This is hell

“That’s my badger! His name is Vag!”

Bartender: "Oh! Well why didn't you just speak english to begin wiht?"

“S-Sorry”

"What?"