the-dump

Aren’t autists animal magnets or something

How about this, I'll give it to you but you're in debt 1000 gold

It's tamed but doesn't really listen to you, it'll only stay with you so long as you give it food

If I’m going 1k in debt can I get a different animal

It could put you more in debt

Essentially the way you're getting a pet is by stealing it from a rich person, and they'll put a bounty on your head

I want a duck

That I trained for combat

It won't be trained

Can it at least follow me

The badger at least wouldn't completely fuck you in stealth

Oh by the way, blacks get a stealth bonus at night

Nice

Can I have a goose who attacks everyone?

Actually

You know what

That's just a normal goos

I’ll just take the badger

Alright, -1k it is

Wooly mammoths come later

That’s the step in between steam giant and badger

Can I buy a training kit for it

It’s only 15 gold!

does the twin also want a steam giant?

Yes

They promised each other that they’d ride a steam giant together one day

So now he is determined to get it

So he can do his brother proud

tragic

Truly

I think that's about it

All right

As a level 1 rogue, you get sneak attack and trapfinding

Trap finding?

I can see traps?

You can see ALL traps, if you roll for it

Is max going to appear in the game?

Max killed your twin brother

thats a good plot point

He should’ve specked into trap finding

That's why you became a rogue, to find the trap

What a fucking idiot

All right

Now what

So you walk into a village. You were just able to shake off some paladins chasing you through the woods, but you're afraid they're not far behind.

Your badger follows along ambivalently. It occurs to you that you did not bring any food for it with you. You yourself are quite famished right now.

Ok

I look for traps, in an attempt to see if my brothers killer may be nearby.

This is something I always do

How would I roll for this

alright, give me a roll +3 I think

K

/r d20+3

@Rusp: d20+3 = (6)+3 = 9

fuck

oof, not a clue

Damn

You were just trying to escape the police, you've temporarily lost (((her))) trail

Over to your left you notice a bar

I enter the bar, whilst looking over my shoulder to check for the paladins

Okay, give me a roll

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (15) = 15

You notice the ceiling is only 5 feet high

Oh

In your haste, you seem to have overlooked the fact that you've in a gnomish town

Huh.

I guess I shall enter the bar hunched over

Everyone notices you as you...squat in?

Is this very uncomfortable for you, not only because of the awkward position, but because you don't like to be easily noticed

I’ll quietly make my way to the corner and sit down

On the floor, probably

Okay, everyone moves one seat away from you

The bartender nervously walks up to you and inquires where you're from

"We don't get many of....your kind around here"

Shit

Racism

“I-I’m s-sorry if I’m disrupting any of you. I-I’ve just been tr-traveling for so long, and I needed a little r-rest.”

His eyes open wide and he yells, "Hey, who let that wild animal in here?"