the-dump

I mean, people don't trust thieves

They would at least pretend a black person is trustworthy normally

Hmmm

What if I write “Black Lives Matter” on my shirt

Do I need to get shoes or helmets or something like that

The thieves set acts as a cloak

It can keep your identity hidden in most cases

And it has a bunch of loose pockets

For shoes, you could go barefoot as a thief, or get soft-toes shoes for slight protection

Get me some soft toe shoes

30 gold

Will do

Anything else I need to buy?

Uhh, adventuring gear

Oh

Right

Ok

I want a steam giant

Pardon

You know

Steam gisnt

*giant

No, I don't know

Right in my price range

You can work towards that

This is the end goal

My backstory is that me, an autistic child, has always dreamed of owning his own steam giant

And since he has no real skills, he’s forced to steal his way to the 80k

Best backstory

Makes enough sense

What's your name by the way?

Regginald

End goal should be to run nintendo of america

reggiNald

Oh right, you're gonna get a village turned into an undead monstrosity

Sounds fun

Also

I’d like to buy a pet badger

15 gold

roll to kill rusp's charac

character*

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (10) = 10

reroll because 10

Okay rusp, give me a death roll

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (13) = 13

oof

I need a death roll?

Yep

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (1) = 1

Nice

rip

LOL

Okay, you now need to make a new character

Alright

Let’s go

im sorry rusp

Would you like to use the same sheet we've been using?

Yeah

Ok

So

i didn't think thatd happen

that's funny

I’d like to pick the exact same things I picked last time

So regginald is dead, what's his twin brother's name?

Dlanigger

i was really hoping

he'd say regginald2

Oh, I just got the regginald joke

I don’t know

Nice

Can I have my badger?

Well, the skill handle animal is charisma based

Aren’t autists animal magnets or something

How about this, I'll give it to you but you're in debt 1000 gold

It's tamed but doesn't really listen to you, it'll only stay with you so long as you give it food