the-dump

Wait a second

Oh no

OH NO

I didn’t think about that

lmao

I just imagined that the outside was sticky!

So it stuck to my hand/arm

But if you want to go that route, by all means

You'll have a hell of a time actually using it

I mean

If I have it assassins creed style I imagine that I would have the knife stuck out at all times

And than the stickiness would keep the knife from closing!

I've never played that game

That’s fair

Like this

That'll cost 80 gold

Will do

Doesn't seem like a swiss army knife

Well

I imagined as a Swiss Army knife that he tied to his arm tbh

It's just gonna be a normal, but really fancy looking knife

But hey, if I’m getting an actually weapon that’s cool

That's costing you like 60 more gold just because it's fancy

Worth it

So right now you're naked with a fancy ass wrist band

Ok

I need some kind of long sleeved shirt/armor

You want the thieve's set?

Sounds good

That'll be 50 gold

Alrighty

Also, no one will trust you

I’m black

I already knew that

I mean, people don't trust thieves

They would at least pretend a black person is trustworthy normally

Hmmm

What if I write “Black Lives Matter” on my shirt

The thieves set acts as a cloak

It can keep your identity hidden in most cases

And it has a bunch of loose pockets

For shoes, you could go barefoot as a thief, or get soft-toes shoes for slight protection

Get me some soft toe shoes

30 gold

Will do

Anything else I need to buy?

Uhh, adventuring gear

Oh

Right

Ok

I want a steam giant

Pardon

You know

Steam gisnt

*giant

No, I don't know

Right in my price range

You can work towards that

This is the end goal

My backstory is that me, an autistic child, has always dreamed of owning his own steam giant

And since he has no real skills, he’s forced to steal his way to the 80k

Best backstory

Makes enough sense

What's your name by the way?

Regginald

End goal should be to run nintendo of america

reggiNald

Oh right, you're gonna get a village turned into an undead monstrosity

Sounds fun

Also

I’d like to buy a pet badger

Can you afford it?

15 gold

roll to kill rusp's charac

character*

/r d20