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Gent Mar 18, 2019 12:22 AM spam

What if he projectile ejaculates as he dies

Gent Mar 18, 2019 12:22 AM spam

What will you do

Rusp Mar 18, 2019 12:23 AM spam

What can you do

Spooky Phijkchu Mar 18, 2019 12:23 AM spam

>projectile ejaculates

Spooky Phijkchu Mar 18, 2019 12:23 AM spam

It's supposed to work that way Gent

Rusp Mar 18, 2019 12:23 AM spam

I think he means like a true cannon

Gent Mar 18, 2019 12:23 AM spam

Like projectile vomiting, which is "always a projectile hur dur"?

Rusp Mar 18, 2019 12:24 AM spam

The longer you masturbate the farther the semen goes

Gent Mar 18, 2019 12:24 AM spam

But rusp, his wad is coming for you, you have no time to dodge it seems

Rusp Mar 18, 2019 12:24 AM spam

I know from experience

Gent Mar 18, 2019 12:24 AM spam

What will you do with yourself

Deleted User Mar 18, 2019 12:24 AM spam

that's not christian

Rusp Mar 18, 2019 12:24 AM spam

Blow my brains out before it hits me

Gent Mar 18, 2019 12:25 AM spam

I see, so you wouldn't want to live with yourself

Rusp Mar 18, 2019 12:25 AM spam

It’s not a matter of wouldnt

Rusp Mar 18, 2019 12:25 AM spam

It’s a matter of couldn’t

Gent Mar 18, 2019 12:25 AM spam

Well, there's no way you're firing that second shot in time

Gent Mar 18, 2019 12:25 AM spam

So it hits you, then you kill yourself?

Rusp Mar 18, 2019 12:26 AM spam

I send a mental signal to my prosthetic legs to collapse

Rusp Mar 18, 2019 12:26 AM spam

I dodge

Gent Mar 18, 2019 12:27 AM spam

Your prosthetic leg was used to fire the shotgun, you can't operate it for that in time

Gent Mar 18, 2019 12:31 AM spam

I see, so your mind is left beyond thought seeing your imminent fate

Rusp Mar 18, 2019 12:35 AM spam

I use my witches locket, to trade places with you

Gent Mar 18, 2019 12:36 AM spam

What

Rusp Mar 18, 2019 12:36 AM spam

A little urealms reference for all you gamers

Gent Mar 18, 2019 12:37 AM spam

The vampire locket?

Rusp Mar 18, 2019 12:37 AM spam

That’s what I meant

Gent Mar 18, 2019 12:37 AM spam

Both parties have to possess one

Rusp Mar 18, 2019 12:37 AM spam

Yep

Gent Mar 18, 2019 12:37 AM spam

So it hit, what will you do with yourself?

Rusp Mar 18, 2019 12:38 AM spam

No gent

Rusp Mar 18, 2019 12:38 AM spam

You don’t understand

Rusp Mar 18, 2019 12:38 AM spam

You have one

Gent Mar 18, 2019 12:38 AM spam

What will you do with yourself?

Gent Mar 18, 2019 12:38 AM spam

How will you live from here?

Rusp Mar 18, 2019 12:38 AM spam

Had spooky slip it into your pocket, telling him it was important for the plan

Rusp Mar 18, 2019 12:38 AM spam

So

Rusp Mar 18, 2019 12:38 AM spam

You’re covered in spooky’s cum

Gent Mar 18, 2019 12:38 AM spam

Also, the lockets don't work on command if you remember

Rusp Mar 18, 2019 12:38 AM spam

What will you do with yourself?

Gent Mar 18, 2019 12:39 AM spam

Rusp, in this scenario how would you live on if after killing spooky?

Gent Mar 18, 2019 12:39 AM spam

Would you really end your life?

Gent Mar 18, 2019 12:39 AM spam

Cmon, you have to work with the hypothetical

Rusp Mar 18, 2019 12:41 AM spam

I shit my pants

Gent Mar 18, 2019 12:42 AM spam

You feel something crawl down your pantleg and scurry away

Gent Mar 18, 2019 12:43 AM spam

As you turn to look, it bares the very likeness of spooky before it disappears

Gent Mar 18, 2019 12:43 AM spam

What do you do from here?

Deleted User Mar 18, 2019 12:43 AM spam

AND THEN MARKIPLIER TELEPORTS BEHIND YOU AND SLIPS HIS LARGE PHALLUS RIGHT INTO YOUR ANUS

Deleted User Mar 18, 2019 12:43 AM spam

what do you do

Gent Mar 18, 2019 12:44 AM spam

Hm, we'll have to continue this tomorrow

Rusp Mar 18, 2019 12:48 AM spam

I put a bullet into your head

Gent Mar 18, 2019 12:50 AM spam

No rusp, you don't appear to understand the circumstances

Rusp Mar 18, 2019 12:50 AM spam

I kill my self

Gent Mar 18, 2019 12:50 AM spam

Knowing that miniature spooky is still alive in the world?

Rusp Mar 18, 2019 12:52 AM spam

Yes

Gent Mar 18, 2019 12:53 AM spam

Good work entertaining the hypothetical

Rusp Mar 18, 2019 3:39 PM spam

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Gent Mar 18, 2019 5:08 PM spam

Here's a little history joke for all you intellectuals out there 🍵 😏

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taxes Mar 18, 2019 8:04 PM spam

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Spooky Phijkchu Mar 18, 2019 8:04 PM spam

AMAZING

Gent Mar 18, 2019 8:04 PM spam

God damn it

taxes Mar 18, 2019 8:04 PM spam

im crying

taxes Mar 18, 2019 8:04 PM spam

this is too good

Spooky Phijkchu Mar 18, 2019 8:04 PM spam

That deserves an award

Gent Mar 18, 2019 8:05 PM spam

I've already seen this too

taxes Mar 18, 2019 8:05 PM spam

epic

taxes Mar 18, 2019 8:05 PM spam

it was just linked to me

Spooky Phijkchu Mar 18, 2019 8:05 PM spam

Is there a full-source Max?

taxes Mar 18, 2019 8:05 PM spam

idk

Spooky Phijkchu Mar 18, 2019 8:05 PM spam

nvm, I'll try to find it

taxes Mar 18, 2019 8:05 PM spam

it was sent to me

taxes Mar 18, 2019 8:05 PM spam

pls find

Spooky Phijkchu Mar 19, 2019 12:22 PM spam

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taxes Mar 20, 2019 5:58 PM spam

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Spooky Phijkchu Mar 20, 2019 6:45 PM spam

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Spooky Phijkchu Mar 20, 2019 6:45 PM spam

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Spooky Phijkchu Mar 20, 2019 6:45 PM spam

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Spooky Phijkchu Mar 20, 2019 6:46 PM spam

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