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https://www.bbc.com/news/av/technology-43292047/burger-flipping-robot-begins-first-shift here is the article

Vote yang to stop increasing automation now, while also accelerating the demise of the west tenfold

Flippy is beyond patty mastery

the US needs a bunch of NZ copycats tbh

memelords with guns

America needs a Spooky-Rusp tag team

Make the US media blame cripples by having Rusp shoot up a mosque

You know how that shooting will go?

Spooky and Rusp burst on the scene

Then Rusp immediately blows your brains out

He'd shoot me in the leg

I was actually going to say that

I hope you know

No

The head

No one deserves to be crippled like me

Would I at least have time for a witty one-liner?

no

If you even get a syllable out then I failed

What if he projectile ejaculates as he dies

What will you do

What can you do

>projectile ejaculates

It's supposed to work that way Gent

I think he means like a true cannon

Like projectile vomiting, which is "always a projectile hur dur"?

The longer you masturbate the farther the semen goes

But rusp, his wad is coming for you, you have no time to dodge it seems

I know from experience

What will you do with yourself

that's not christian

Blow my brains out before it hits me

I see, so you wouldn't want to live with yourself

It’s not a matter of wouldnt

It’s a matter of couldn’t

Well, there's no way you're firing that second shot in time

So it hits you, then you kill yourself?

I send a mental signal to my prosthetic legs to collapse

I dodge

Your prosthetic leg was used to fire the shotgun, you can't operate it for that in time

I use my witches locket, to trade places with you

What

A little urealms reference for all you gamers

The vampire locket?

That’s what I meant

Both parties have to possess one

Yep

So it hit, what will you do with yourself?

No gent

You don’t understand

You have one

What will you do with yourself?

How will you live from here?

Had spooky slip it into your pocket, telling him it was important for the plan

So

You’re covered in spooky’s cum

Also, the lockets don't work on command if you remember

What will you do with yourself?

Rusp, in this scenario how would you live on if after killing spooky?

Would you really end your life?

Cmon, you have to work with the hypothetical

I shit my pants

You feel something crawl down your pantleg and scurry away

As you turn to look, it bares the very likeness of spooky before it disappears

What do you do from here?

AND THEN MARKIPLIER TELEPORTS BEHIND YOU AND SLIPS HIS LARGE PHALLUS RIGHT INTO YOUR ANUS

what do you do

Hm, we'll have to continue this tomorrow

I put a bullet into your head

No rusp, you don't appear to understand the circumstances

I kill my self

Knowing that miniature spooky is still alive in the world?

Yes

Good work entertaining the hypothetical

Here's a little history joke for all you intellectuals out there 🍵 😏

UPLOAD FASTER

AMAZING

God damn it