lgbtq-plus

anyone wana play mario kart 7

Slows the game down

Paragliding removes any skill based driving

its better than

You can’t do skill shit in the air

uncontrollable cannon sections

also

True

>implying mario kart needs skill

Well

I mean any possible amount of skill

the only "skill" is holding back a second, getting a bullet bill while everyone is close

then zooming ahead really fucking fart

far*

no

the skill is

FART

get good items

thatss the skill

that is what youre doing umbreon

thats literally the meta for mariokart in 7+8

"meta"

everyone starts close enough where you can

The problem with that strategy

Is what if you don’t get s bullet bill

hold in 7th~ place

rusp

star would ork too

its the fact that on some maps, you get boxes so early

I’ve been in 7th and got a green shell

your item pushes you to first, and beyond, instantly

or

someone pulls ahead early

and everyone just fucks each other 2-12

yeah but

youre playing with shitty people

and yourself is

That’s what usually happens for me

playing shitty

if one person pulls ahead

even with a good enough lead

blue shells do nothing

anyways

you can also dodge blue shells in 8

and earlier games too

a single mushroom can let you dodge a blue shell

so as long as you can hold a mushroom

you can just do an easy dodge

the moral of the story is

stop playing gacha

yes

also

mario kart is based and very exploitable if you tryhard it

Based

What does that mean in relation to a gacha

based

Is it racist

sure

no black people yet

gacha promotes racism

Wait

feh and fgo have

black people

Does Nintendo have any

Black characters

yes

Major ones

in feh

fe

and uh

that one guy in mario

who

Luigi

Wait no

Stealing bios joke

Donkey Kong

https://i.imgur.com/ynn2g8m.png

this one

It’s donkey Kong

you're stealing jokes from the bottom of the barrel rusp