lgbtq-plus

Gay bowser

summer mario

here we go

owo

oh yeah

Mario 64 version of every mario character

every odyseey costume for mario

black mario

ptuey

shadow mario

Shadow Luigi

Snake

paper mario

lets go

https://i.imgur.com/7OF0mOx.png

"down syndrome black mario"

ok

First one

They should make a kart racer

Where a kart drives a kart

That would be pretty cool

thats stupid

you are stupid

But then he pulls out his paraglide

LOL

And it’s another kart

PARAGLIDERS

A GOOD MECHANIC

for a KART GAME

It literally

anyone wana play mario kart 7

Slows the game down

Paragliding removes any skill based driving

its better than

You can’t do skill shit in the air

uncontrollable cannon sections

also

True

>implying mario kart needs skill

Well

the only "skill" is holding back a second, getting a bullet bill while everyone is close

then zooming ahead really fucking fart

far*

no

the skill is

FART

get good items

thatss the skill

that is what youre doing umbreon

thats literally the meta for mariokart in 7+8

"meta"

everyone starts close enough where you can

The problem with that strategy

Is what if you don’t get s bullet bill

hold in 7th~ place

rusp

star would ork too

its the fact that on some maps, you get boxes so early

I’ve been in 7th and got a green shell

your item pushes you to first, and beyond, instantly

or

someone pulls ahead early

and everyone just fucks each other 2-12

yeah but

youre playing with shitty people

and yourself is

That’s what usually happens for me

playing shitty

if one person pulls ahead

Blue shells seem to be very rare

even with a good enough lead

blue shells do nothing

anyways

you can also dodge blue shells in 8

and earlier games too

a single mushroom can let you dodge a blue shell

so as long as you can hold a mushroom

you can just do an easy dodge

the moral of the story is

stop playing gacha